New Year's Resolutions

Originally Posted by Sally

I really don't see you as someone who is foul mouthed.....

She's a Bokker, filthy mouths on all of them

Originally Posted by Von Teese

Oh and sorry for derail,
My New Year's resolution is to stop swearing!






(as much)

I say that every year........

Originally Posted by Lozzo

She's a Bokker, filthy mouths on all of them

i was at Murrayfield the day Scotland beat the Springboks for the first time in 20 years....some t'wat of a Bokker stole my Saltire, ran onto the pitch and proceeded to put it down his trousers and wipe his bumhole with it....dirty fecker...I then ran onto the pitch in order to *ahem* retrieve my property hwoever, I didn't make it to him as a big security guard rugby tackled me, winding me to the extent I was nearly sick on his feet, picked me up and carried me off......BAH!!

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

i was at Murrayfield the day Scotland beat the Springboks for the first time in 20 years....some t'wat of a Bokker stole my Saltire, ran onto the pitch and proceeded to put it down his trousers and wipe his bumhole with it....dirty fecker...I then ran onto the pitch in order to *ahem* retrieve my property hwoever, I didn't make it to him as a big security guard rugby tackled me, winding me to the extent I was nearly sick on his feet, picked me up and carried me off......BAH!!

Serves you right for waving a heathen's flag.

You should listen closely to the 6th verse of the British national anthem, that'll tell you exactly who takes priority in this fair land of ours.

I don't listen to the British national anthem....lol

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I just checked on AA Autoroute, it's exactly 102 miles from my door to your door. You siting the mobile home nearer or further away from me?

Where do you want me to put it ?????

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Where do you want me to put it ?????

There's a huge open space at the back of my house.

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

There's a huge open space at the back of my house.

Coming your way

OK my NY Resolutions

(1) to get fitter and tone up
(2) Get my night out with MBK and VT and Cherly
(3) buy a mobile home and plot it in Lozzo's back garden
(4) Lease my Octavia VRS and finally

Be happy !!

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

I don't listen to the British national anthem....lol

Maybe you should, here's some help:

"Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush,
God save the King."

It's no longer used as a part of the anthem, but gained some short term popularity as Field Marshall George Wade assembled his troops in Newcastle to fight the Scottish Jacobites in or around 1745

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

Coming your way

OK my NY Resolutions

(1) to get fitter and tone up
(2) Get my night out with MBK and VT and Cherly
(3) buy a mobile home and plot it in Lozzo's back garden
(4) Lease my Octavia VRS and finally

Be happy !!

Don't bother with the mobile home, I'll just arrange for the boss to give me more work in your area, that way I can send more time with you.