OH Man!! Think I got weird food poisoning

Nope just normal.

Maybe you are just a bit mental???

I just trumpeted, does that count??

[gruntygiggles]

Oh no....if your eyes get worse, call the NHS direct helpline....they can't do much but may be able to tell you of a certain bug in your area.

Record Desperate Housewives and go to bed chick. Sounds to me like you have a lot of trapped wind too what with the empty gurgly feeling and trumpeting!

You could try lying flat on your back and one at a time, pulling a knee up, holding it with the opposite hand and pulling it over your other leg to get it as close to the floor as possible and turn your head the other way. This twists the bottom of the spine and is also really good at getting things moving "down there".

HTH and you get well soon xxx

[Bri w]

To help things go thro' try lying on your right side - it all to do with what pipe goes in where. And try warm water out of the kettle.

GWS

OK day 3 now. I've got an appointment at 11.10 with the quack to hopefully shed some light.

Got outta bed this morning after thinking I didn't feel too bad. Got to the toilet and had to sit on the loo holding the wall as my head was spinning so bad. Still no D&V but stomach still doesn't feel right. Whoa is me

Inner Ear Infection

With long names and confusing conversation about brain signals and nuclei's'

Got tablets that have a side effect of making you feel happy or as the Doc said "Like you've had a couple of Gins. Wooo Hooo

BUT confined to bed as apparently you can fall over lots!!

[Littlepeahead]

Labrynthitis - most likely - sounds like something from Harry Potter. Horrid feeling, GWS.

Aww nasty, but at least you know now, GWS!

lots of sympathy, suffered very badly in the past from these