My body is for sale. - Page 4 - SV650.org

andrewsmith · 22-09-10, 08:39 PM

10 minutes with me lol

22-09-10, 08:41 PM

Well Im down to 27p, 1/2 bottle of rose, 2 yellow opal fruits

22-09-10, 08:52 PM

i'll give you 30 quid to get sv650.org tatooed on your forehead and ##### on your ar5e
#### below
R.E.M.E
e.n.a.a
a.t.d.s
r.r.e.y
..y

22-09-10, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davepreston

i'll give you 30 quid to get sv650.org tatooed on your forehead and ##### on your ar5e
#### below
R.E.M.E
e.n.a.a
a.t.d.s
r.r.e.y
..y

ill match the £30 for that too. thats awesome

Jayneflakes · 22-09-10, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reeder

I'm looking for offers in excess of £20 for the night.
If you're interested along with another party, sale will adapt a bidding platform.

Thanks.

To be honest, you are more likely to earn a larger amount of cash for quicker jobs. Find some nice old Queens looking for a bit of Twink action and you could have a new career by morning and a very sore undercarriage!

I had a friend who charged £40 per hour for this very service, but you need to be quite special for that amount or very flexible!

Quote:

Originally Posted by reeder

Free delivery. I'll even come in my leathers

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girth

Won't they be a bit erm....sticky?

Thank you Girth, I was hoping for that joke and it was on the first page. I shall retire to the dirty side of the Org with my rain mac and Frey Bentos Pie!

22-09-10, 09:57 PM

Right Im now at 32p (found 5p at the bottom of my tank bag) and 2 yellow opal fruits (can you tell I dont like them?)

andrewsmith · 22-09-10, 10:01 PM

haha this thread got 4 pages b4 rentboi was mentioned.

The other 1 is a male escort!

keith_d · 22-09-10, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minimorecambe

Right Im now at 32p (found 5p at the bottom of my tank bag) and 2 yellow opal fruits (can you tell I dont like them?)

Shame you're so far away or I could trade you two grotty green opal fruits for your two yummy yellows.

22-09-10, 10:56 PM

Is that all the offers I get?!

gruntygiggles · 22-09-10, 11:02 PM

How about...stay with me and Dan for a while I'll cook for you, he'll tinker with your bike and you can "service" all the fit single female friends we have for a while?

22-09-10, 08:39 PM	#31
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: My body is for sale. 10 minutes with me lol __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

22-09-10, 08:41 PM	#32
minimorecambe Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My body is for sale. Well Im down to 27p, 1/2 bottle of rose, 2 yellow opal fruits

22-09-10, 08:52 PM	#33
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My body is for sale. i'll give you 30 quid to get sv650.org tatooed on your forehead and ##### on your ar5e #### below R.E.M.E e.n.a.a a.t.d.s r.r.e.y ..y Last edited by davepreston; 22-09-10 at 08:54 PM.

22-09-10, 09:57 PM	#36
minimorecambe Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My body is for sale. Right Im now at 32p (found 5p at the bottom of my tank bag) and 2 yellow opal fruits (can you tell I dont like them?)

22-09-10, 10:01 PM	#37
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: My body is for sale. haha this thread got 4 pages b4 rentboi was mentioned. The other 1 is a male escort! __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

22-09-10, 10:56 PM	#39
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Is that all the offers I get?!

22-09-10, 11:02 PM	#40
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Re: My body is for sale. How about...stay with me and Dan for a while I'll cook for you, he'll tinker with your bike and you can "service" all the fit single female friends we have for a while? __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

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