At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to...

I asked the wife as I too cannot remember when we first had a gas exchange.

She said and I quote 'if they are in a steady relationship and having it off, what does it matter.'

She reasoned that swapping spit & other bodily fluids are simply a precursor to the inevitable botty burp.

Basically, if they are still just dating, holding hands & on best behavior then perhaps keep blaming the dog.
Until such a time as it gets heavy, i.e. one or both have had to rub the others back/hold their hair out of the bowl while they pray to the porcelain gods from a heavy nights session, put a cork in it.

Originally Posted by Dave20046

Eat more eggs...they'll remember

Haha!

Yes, girls do fart too! My problem is in my sleep, Mr Lou says he often lies awake p***ing himself laughing!

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

That's the line my mother used to feed me when I was six. Didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now. I'm a pretty regular once a day, same time every day kind of guy, but I can fart any time, even 10 mins after going.

Well I only say that as that tends to be the way it is for me but everyone's different and I'm sure some of us are more windier than others

I reckon day 1, set those expectations way up high!

We're pretty easy going about farts, although my missus doesn't do it in public.

I love letting a massive one rip in the middle of Tesco's and then shouting "Tash, that was gross, hold it in next time!"

Best bit is when my son annouces his mum farted for the rest of the shopping trip

I have farted that loud in my sleep it has woke me up

I have terminal flatulence I think.

Originally Posted by Lou M

Yes, girls do fart too! My problem is in my sleep, Mr Lou says he often lies awake p***ing himself laughing!

Reminds me of someone I know.

Originally Posted by Lou M

Yes, girls do fart too! My problem is in my sleep, Mr Lou says he often lies awake p***ing himself laughing!

Bundle of laughs at your house ain't it,

One farts whilst asleep and t'other one pi55es himself !

[appollo1]

Originally Posted by specialone

I have farted that loud in my sleep it has woke me up

pmsl so i am not the onl;y one that has done that either.

I have woken up wondering what the noise was and why it had woken me then realised i had farted.

When you get to my age, choice doesn't come into the equation!