People in fear for their lives...

[Red Herring]

Originally Posted by Red Herring

"what happens when offspring isn't educated properly"......

Before the grammar police get me I did think long and hard on that one, I did try "aren't educated" and very nearly went for "ain't", but in the end I thought I'd risk it.

Originally Posted by Red Herring

Before the grammar police get me I did think long and hard on that one

You've got too much time on your hands

that actually there is no such thing as a "seagull", they are gulls. Herring Gulls predominantly. Larus argentatus I think if you like your Latin

I was in a small town in Manitoba, and they had a sign that read "Please don't feed the Seaculls".....
I guess the school system hasn't fully caught up with modern spelling yet....

[Bibio]

reminds me about my eldest son when he was about 8 wrestling with a seagull who stole his sausage roll at the beach

yes the seagull won...