iPhone 4S

Sad times. Was obviously expected though when he stood down.

[Littlepeahead]

Here are several features that no phone manufacturer have yet managed to invent - but when they do I will consider trading in my trusty Nokia X6.

1) The ability to stay on top of all the other cr@p in my big handbag and not sink to the bottom under the half eaten Worthers Originals

2) A battery that lasts a month without requiring recharging rather than 12 hours

3) A camera function that makes me look like Angelina Jolie instead of Kathy Burke in every photo it takes of me

4) A taser app that I can use to stun the other passengers on the train who are talking loudly about inane rubbish or are having a long text conversation with their text tone on the most irritating one they could find

5) A sensor that answers calls to people I don't want to speak to with a special answerphone message telling them to $od off and never bother me again

Now Apple - you haven't managed any of that have you?

Yet another dissapointing product launch from Apple sold out before it's release.