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Littlepeahead · 09-01-12, 09:24 AM

I think you need to invite Bear over and let him drink a bottle of gin just before they call round. Then get him to open the door and ask them why they wish to speak to his fiancée. (Please ensure you explain to Jamie first that this is not for real, or you could find yourself with a new son in law).

maviczap · 09-01-12, 10:12 AM

Bear as a SIL - shudders to imagine

Bri w · 09-01-12, 10:36 AM

Ask them if they like the new patio. Then ask them where obnoxious boyfriends end up.

timwilky · 09-01-12, 10:43 AM

They are probably nice lads being normal.

Tell them she might be interested if they get a bath and wear "nice" clothes. Bet they run a mile at the thought.

dizzyblonde · 09-01-12, 11:09 AM

See this is exactly why I don't like girls. Boys are far easier to deal with when they grow up!

I'm pretty sure my parents had the same when I was her age. My dads a bit barmy when he wants to, always invited them in, and embarrassed the lot of us!

timwilky · 09-01-12, 11:26 AM

Oi Dizzy, that's a dads job.

You have to realise, we remember what was on our minds when we were their age.

09-01-12, 01:30 PM

Just sit on the porch, and polish a gun.

09-01-12, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tweakedtay

Just sit on the porch, and polish a gun.

Or you could polish something else, that would keep them away.

Fallout · 09-01-12, 01:59 PM

It's all down to your daughter, in my opinion matey. She needs to give them the brush off. If she's giving them the time of day they'll keep at it. They don't give a monkeys what you say or do, and even if you act like a total bruiser, they'll keep at it.

When I was a nipper, until a girl literally said she wasn't interested, I couldn't even read the signals. If she yawned, she was just tired. If she was ignoring me she was just being shy and was secretly gagging for it. If she tried to make it obvious by talking about another guy, he was just a good friend.

Teenagers are thick.

yorkie_chris · 09-01-12, 01:59 PM

09-01-12, 09:24 AM	#31
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors I think you need to invite Bear over and let him drink a bottle of gin just before they call round. Then get him to open the door and ask them why they wish to speak to his fiancée. (Please ensure you explain to Jamie first that this is not for real, or you could find yourself with a new son in law). __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

09-01-12, 10:12 AM	#32
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors Bear as a SIL - shudders to imagine __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

09-01-12, 10:36 AM	#33
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors Ask them if they like the new patio. Then ask them where obnoxious boyfriends end up. __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

09-01-12, 10:43 AM	#34
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors They are probably nice lads being normal. Tell them she might be interested if they get a bath and wear "nice" clothes. Bet they run a mile at the thought. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

09-01-12, 11:09 AM	#35
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors See this is exactly why I don't like girls. Boys are far easier to deal with when they grow up! I'm pretty sure my parents had the same when I was her age. My dads a bit barmy when he wants to, always invited them in, and embarrassed the lot of us! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

09-01-12, 11:26 AM	#36
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors Oi Dizzy, that's a dads job. You have to realise, we remember what was on our minds when we were their age. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

09-01-12, 01:30 PM	#37
tweakedtay Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors Just sit on the porch, and polish a gun.

09-01-12, 01:59 PM	#39
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: Help with getting rid of unwelcome visitors It's all down to your daughter, in my opinion matey. She needs to give them the brush off. If she's giving them the time of day they'll keep at it. They don't give a monkeys what you say or do, and even if you act like a total bruiser, they'll keep at it. When I was a nipper, until a girl literally said she wasn't interested, I couldn't even read the signals. If she yawned, she was just tired. If she was ignoring me she was just being shy and was secretly gagging for it. If she tried to make it obvious by talking about another guy, he was just a good friend. Teenagers are thick. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

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