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Old 13-04-06, 04:02 PM   #31
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Q. Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

A. Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Old 13-04-06, 04:02 PM   #32
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Phillip...Is there a point to the tale or would you like to post our guesses on a post card? Tut.
Come on PH. That tale was the start of the all time arguments to end all arguments. The one that got deleted, that people rang up other people, and god knows what else.

That argument is up in the all time hall of fame arguments. I think we lost a member over that one.
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Old 13-04-06, 04:04 PM   #33
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Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me @rse half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.
Yeh, sounds about right for a paddy with no self control

Oh, and do you know why the grass in Ireland is so much greener than in the UK?
Cos youre all over here walking on ours!!

Said by a non brit, so please dont take offense mate
Whadaya mean dont take offense. Sure, I know your probably a terrorist anyway. You and your axil of evil co horts.

Thats it between you and me spidey.

What's been said, cant be unsaid.
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Old 13-04-06, 04:05 PM   #34
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Don't be bringing your twisted logic to this thread young Phillip. Typical Irishman,loves his homeland so much that he decides to live 3'000 miles away from it!
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Old 13-04-06, 04:07 PM   #35
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Bloody bikers could cause an arguement where no one is LISTENING......
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Old 13-04-06, 04:07 PM   #36
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Vectra's are a lump of lard at handling

I wouldn't touch one with a bargepole

Modded cars are the bain of our society

people who move to spain are just copping out :P

penguins that start car argument threads are asking for extinction

Customs officers are just in it for the perks (free booze and fags)

people who modify bikes with noisy exhausts and small plates are just here to annoy Clarkson

southerners have no sense of humour

*my lighter is working on the touch paper again*
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Old 13-04-06, 04:07 PM   #37
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Prefers the bus does she? Says a lot for that Pramaha of yours then!
Nah, that scares her, the fact that at 120+ you can still put the accelerator on and move...

She said her SV was a bit crappy at anything over 70+




(OUCH, that's a pre-emptive ouch, I saved you the trouble, now you don't have to hit me )
Gloves off down chesel beach saturday young man...i challenge you to a duel....well skimming stones from the sea shore
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Old 13-04-06, 04:08 PM   #38
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Mark...Is there anything of relevance that you are likely to offer today? This week? This year?
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Old 13-04-06, 04:09 PM   #39
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Oh yeah. And now, this is solid gold right here, the other day, I was pulling away from lights, and I was sitting between cars, and I hoiked up a massive wheely.
And it was AWESOME. And I WAS AWESOME.

And, then I tore off up the road doing about 150. Giving them the finger.
With me @rse half exposed.
And, my bird on the back.
Who was wairing a frilly summer dress and sandals.
Yeh, sounds about right for a paddy with no self control

Oh, and do you know why the grass in Ireland is so much greener than in the UK?
Cos youre all over here walking on ours!!

Said by a non brit, so please dont take offense mate
Whadaya mean dont take offense. Sure, I know your probably a terrorist anyway. You and your axil of evil co horts.

Thats it between you and me spidey.

What's been said, cant be unsaid.
Fairy muff, if thats how you wanna be. Resort to name calling eh? Just remember your country and mine ran guns between us for our various causes so NOTHING can break our connection.
I WONT LET IT I TELLS YA!!!!

And i thought it was the Fighting Irish not the "wont be your friend no more Irish"
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Old 13-04-06, 04:10 PM   #40
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Isn't it just typical? You throw the floor open for bit of an argument and guess who avoids it? Yep old Flaming Squirrel! When you fancy one he doesnt want to play!
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