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21-06-12, 05:59 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
What's got one head and 13 brains ?
Peter Sutcliffe's hammer! |
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22-06-12, 06:30 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
As I sat naked on the edge of the bed sobbing, my wife consoled me.
"Hey, chin up, I'm sure it happens to lots of guys" she sympathised "Is there anyone we can call?", "No!" I wailed, "They'll say the usual 'try again later' or 'try something different,' I'm a failure." "Hey" she whispered, "You never fail me, I love you no matter what. We'll get there in the end." "Promise?" I sniffed, "I promise." She smiled and stood up; "Now, come on, forget the Guinness book of Records, let's get those 27 smarties out from under your foreskin." |
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22-06-12, 09:12 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Here it is ... proof that husbands do listen to their wives ...
Milk and eggs This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, And if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
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22-06-12, 09:55 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Do hope THIS one works:
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22-06-12, 11:16 AM
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we shall have a new term on the org
when images are not shown just a big red x it shall be known as A PUNY FAIL |
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22-06-12, 12:48 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
BOOBIES!
Proof that men CAN focus on two things at once. Pete 
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22-06-12, 09:22 PM
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22-06-12, 09:23 PM
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22-06-12, 11:12 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
DavePreston takes his chainsaw back into B&Q and says to the bloke in dungarees "You told me this chainsaw would cut one hundred trees down in a day, well today its only cut fifty." So the bloke gets the chainsaw and pulls the start up cord and it goes 'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr', and Dave says "What's that ****in' noise?"
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23-06-12, 12:21 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I'm left making bad chemistry jokes because All the good ones Argon.
Pete
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