Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick). There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too. |
|
Thread Tools |
08-11-11, 02:51 PM | #4451 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4,790
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
Frankie Cocozza has been sensationally booted off the X-factor. Producers haven't given any exact details as to why he's been axed, other than "he broke a golden rule".
I'm so upset. Sniff. Sniff. In other news, I won't be joining the campaign to boycott the x-factor number one by buying an alternative christmas single. I'll be too busy keeping up my own campaign of punching the winners in bookshops
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
09-11-11, 11:40 AM | #4452 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
Why did Draco Malfoy always beat Harry Potter in electronics class?
Because he was in league with Lord Solder More |
09-11-11, 11:53 AM | #4453 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4,790
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
Today is International Attention To Detail Thursday.
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
09-11-11, 11:54 AM | #4454 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4,790
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
There's nothing worse than walking in on your mum taking a dump......
On your dad.
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
09-11-11, 12:27 PM | #4455 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
Saw Omid Djalili last night here's a couple he said (that I can remember):
'India recently sent a rocket into space, I said where next, Mars? He said Mars, Milky Way, Galaxy whatever but only 2 schoolchildren in the shop at one time.' All this global warming is coz the poles are shifting........that's right they're all going home!!' |
09-11-11, 12:28 PM | #4456 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4,790
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
Nice
I saw a fat bird down the pub, her T-shirt said - Watch out, I'm a maneater! I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan." She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!" I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all." She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?." "That's not how you spell Manatee."
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
10-11-11, 10:05 AM | #4457 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 4,790
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
don't normally take interest in jokes which deal with racism/stereotypes but this one made me smile
A black man sat next to me on the bus last night. A few seconds later, out came the knife. "Give me your money and your mobile phone!" It was a waste of time really, he only had an old Nokia and £2.23 in coppers..
__________________
RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja.. |
10-11-11, 02:26 PM | #4458 |
Moderator
Mega Poster
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nr Ruthin
Posts: 7,058
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
A blonde got a job as a teacher. She noticed a boy in the field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun. She took pity on him & decided to speak to him.
'You ok?' She said 'Yes' He replied 'You can go & play with the other kids you know' 'It's better if I stay here' He insisted. 'Why?' Asked the blonde. The boy replied: "Because I'm the goalkeeper" |
10-11-11, 05:06 PM | #4459 |
Member
Mega Poster
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ex motorcyclist
Posts: 1,961
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
At school, my favourite lesson was PE because I had the biggest penis in the class. I used to stroll around the changing room, naked, laughing at at everyone else's smaller dangles, flicking them with the tip of my towel.
Looking back, I think that's why I got sacked... Pete |
10-11-11, 06:31 PM | #4460 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here
After 100 years at the bottom of the sea, Irish divers were amazed to find the swimming pool on the Titanic was still full
|
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
This will probably go into the comedy club | plowsie | Idle Banter | 4 | 23-09-08 01:16 PM |
Another Insurance comedy moment... | lynw | Idle Banter | 1 | 21-04-07 08:23 PM |
Comedy call to Bennetts | Gazza77 | Bikes - Talk & Issues | 35 | 16-04-07 10:00 AM |
BBC2 Comedy | Warthog | Idle Banter | 15 | 15-09-06 05:33 PM |