The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Craig David has been appointed to help out the GB Olympic Archery Team. He has been given the role of Bow Selector.

[Tigerrrr.......]

Craig David? I don't get that.

Originally Posted by Tigerrrr.......

Craig David? I don't get that.

Charactor fro bo selecta from the Telly

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[Tigerrrr.......]

Ah, I see.

Now, if you'd said Avid Merrion (Leigh Francis) then I would've got it.

[L3nny]

Clearly you aren't up to speed with the 1999 UK garage scene

[Tigerrrr.......]

I wouldn't even attempt to answer that, whatever "that" is.....

I'm writing this from the hospital. The doctors say I'm going to fine but I feel I should warn you all - the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name

The instructions on my insect killer say "Do Not Spray Near Eyes" which seems a bit specific - I tend to just spray the whole wasp

[DJ123]

Tomorrow sees the release of the audiobook of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.

Read by Joe Pasquale.

Eric is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is.
"That desk is going for £2000," says the shopkeeper.
"£2000 for an old desk? That's outrageous!" exclaims Eric.
"Ah," says the shopkeeper, "but this is a magic desk." He turns to the desk and asks, "Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?"
The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four pound coins there.
"Wow, that's pretty cool," says Eric. "Alright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?"
At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop.
"Damn, where did she get all that from?" asks Eric.
The desk's legs slide apart and its drawers fall down.