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24-11-11, 04:03 PM
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Anyway, sorry to derail the joke thread. I distorted a Tortoise earlier. Now it's just an Oise. |
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24-11-11, 04:13 PM
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RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi |
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24-11-11, 04:17 PM
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Horrendously Bored
EDIT: I can't believe I didn't think of Hairy Balls first! Last edited by HoL; 24-11-11 at 04:20 PM. |
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25-11-11, 12:18 AM
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I got a call from a bloke who said he was going to end it all.
He was going to pour a gallon of petrol over himself and light a match. I said to him "Ahmed its times like these you need all your family around you" |
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25-11-11, 11:28 AM
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Oooooooommmggggggggg
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25-11-11, 04:00 PM
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Went for a curry last night - I had a Chicken Tarka
It's like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter |
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25-11-11, 04:18 PM
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26-11-11, 07:36 PM
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Why did the baker have smelly brown hands?
Because he needed a poo 
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26-11-11, 07:44 PM
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Last month my nan passed away, it was a very sudden death.
I remember the last words she said to me . . . . . . . "Lee, Lee what are you doing with that hammer!?!?!?!" *poached from a Lee Mack stand up
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26-11-11, 07:59 PM
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer earlier. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. '' I love you '' she said, then got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever ......... which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
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