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Paul the 6th · 29-11-11, 07:15 PM

Has anybody else seen that video of John Terry's wife on the tram yet?

29-11-11, 08:11 PM

Ahahaha!

30-11-11, 12:47 AM

Well I just got from the pub, one of the guys was talking about how to spice things up with the Mrs he seemed a bit down...

Well one of the guys was like what you need to do it wait until she is in bed, then climb in from bottom end and get to the growler. Rub your face its so its nice and slimy and blow into you know quite hard they love it!

Anyways so tonight a week later, the guy comes back tonight to say how things are going. So he followed the plan exactly, apart from during the during the act his Mrs calls out from the bathroom. "what hell are you doing making all that noise, you going to wake my mother up"

punyXpress · 30-11-11, 05:13 PM

Be careful where you have that accident:

Irish Accident
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More silence and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn’t spell dat eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'

littleoldman2 · 30-11-11, 06:07 PM

Very good. I wish I was grown up enough not to find that funny, but I do.

30-11-11, 07:26 PM

Rumour has it, Gary Speed was next in line to manage Chelsea.

hindle8907 · 01-12-11, 11:45 AM

Fancy a game of Hangman?

I'll go first: International Football Manager..

G_ _ _ / _ p_ _ d

01-12-11, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hindle8907

Fancy a game of Hangman?

I'll go first: International Football Manager..

G_ _ _ / _ p_ _ d

You guys are sick

01-12-11, 11:50 AM

When a white woman disrespects black people on a tram it makes her a racist.
When a black woman disrespects white people on a bus it makes her a hero.

01-12-11, 11:59 AM

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone.

29-11-11, 07:15 PM	#4521
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Has anybody else seen that video of John Terry's wife on the tram yet? __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

30-11-11, 12:47 AM	#4523
metalmonkey Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Well I just got from the pub, one of the guys was talking about how to spice things up with the Mrs he seemed a bit down... Well one of the guys was like what you need to do it wait until she is in bed, then climb in from bottom end and get to the growler. Rub your face its so its nice and slimy and blow into you know quite hard they love it! Anyways so tonight a week later, the guy comes back tonight to say how things are going. So he followed the plan exactly, apart from during the during the act his Mrs calls out from the bathroom. "what hell are you doing making all that noise, you going to wake my mother up"

30-11-11, 05:13 PM	#4524
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Be careful where you have that accident: Irish Accident Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Silence.... and after a minute. Operator: 'Are you there sir?' More silence and another minute later. Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until.... Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?' Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn’t spell dat eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.' __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

30-11-11, 06:07 PM	#4525
littleoldman2 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Cramlington Northumberland where we are truely blessed Posts: 1,388	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Very good. I wish I was grown up enough not to find that funny, but I do. __________________ used to be littleoldman but forgot password due to failing memory

30-11-11, 07:26 PM	#4526
BigBaddad Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Rumour has it, Gary Speed was next in line to manage Chelsea.

29-11-11, 08:11 PM	#4522
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Ahahaha!

01-12-11, 11:45 AM	#4527
hindle8907 Member Mega Poster Join Date: May 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,492	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Fancy a game of Hangman? I'll go first: International Football Manager.. G_ _ _ / _ p_ _ d __________________ 2006-2007 -- Gilera Runner 50 - Sold 2007-2008 -- Hyosung XRX125 - Stolen 2009-2010 -- 05 SV650n - CAT - B 2010-Now -- 00 SV650s & 00 SV650n & GSXR 600 K2

01-12-11, 11:50 AM	#4529
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here When a white woman disrespects black people on a tram it makes her a racist. When a black woman disrespects white people on a bus it makes her a hero.

01-12-11, 11:59 AM	#4530
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone.

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