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08-07-12, 07:39 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Thanks to 50 Shades of Grey, my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.
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08-07-12, 12:59 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Haaaa!
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09-07-12, 09:43 AM
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Latest drug craze in Yorkshire------
Apparently the are dissolving ecstasy tablets in water and using dental syringes to inject it in their mouths Known locally as " E by -gum" |
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09-07-12, 12:05 PM
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Andy Murray will be just fine. The British love people who cry after losing something.
Just look at Gazza, Stuart Pearce, and the McCanns! |
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09-07-12, 12:07 PM
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D.T:
That's been going on for years! Signed: ' One who gnaws '
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09-07-12, 01:10 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zLBp...feature=fvwrel
Skip to 50seconds+ hhahaahahhaahahahh hahahahahahahaha ahahahahahhahahhahaa |
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09-07-12, 01:29 PM
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Ha haaa, I was wondering what I was missing and then it made sense....
YOU BETCHA
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09-07-12, 04:16 PM
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09-07-12, 05:23 PM
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COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah ! I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest? His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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