Just when I thought things were bound to get worse....

Battery's dead.

Toilet seat's still broke.




... When am I going to wake up?

Originally Posted by Ping

Battery's dead.

Toilet seat's still broke.




... When am I going to wake up?

Well hopefully when it's your round on Friday.... (crappy joke #1)

And at least it's not any worse. You can buy a loo seat when on a bike - just sit on it as you ride home...

Originally Posted by Caddy2000

Well hopefully when it's your round on Friday.... (crappy joke #1)

Hate to break the news to you Paddy, but that's not your first crappy joke.

Buy a new battery for the car and double its value
Buy the wierdest[Blue gel and plastic goldfish perhaps] toilet set you can find
Get a male aupair and take in lodgers
Declare every day Friday and go down the Barge[Seems to make you feel better]





P.S. REMEMBER TO TAKE THE CLINGFILM OFF THE NEW TOILET SEAT

Originally Posted by Conrad Poons

Hate to break the news to you Paddy, but that's not your first crappy joke.

Who's Paddy?

Originally Posted by Caddy2000

Who's Paddy?

Yeah, I thought it was Brummie actually?

Originally Posted by Jdubya

Yeah, I thought it was Brummie actually?

I'm suffering with hayfever at the moment - Oiy did poynt thees owt two youse awl

Originally Posted by Ping

Battery's dead.

Toilet seat's still broke.




... When am I going to wake up?

Sorted yet?
Tis a bit quiet in here today innit??