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Old 12-01-08, 02:28 AM   #41
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I have used with success- "This club's ****ing s***, fancy going back to mine?" I've never used it again in case I break the charm.
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Old 12-01-08, 10:39 AM   #42
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Fancy going halfer's on a b*5t**d?
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Old 12-01-08, 05:04 PM   #43
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Fancy going halfer's on a b*5t**d?

hahaha funniest thing i've seen all day!
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Old 12-01-08, 05:11 PM   #44
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when trying to persuade a lass to come back to my place one time I unleashed " How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled or fertilised" Magic!
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Old 12-01-08, 07:20 PM   #45
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Fancy going halfer's on a b*5t**d?
lol god you`d need to be broard minded if someone tried half of these, ive never herd such mad things lol
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Old 12-01-08, 07:26 PM   #46
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You dont sweat much for a fat bird

It doesnt work very often
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Old 12-01-08, 07:28 PM   #47
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You dont sweat much for a fat bird

It doesnt work very often
im suprised you havent had a few slaps with that one lol lol lol
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