AR09 'Quotable Quotes'

[dizzyblonde]

when i rode into the campsite Spidey ran up to me

SPidey.... ''you've got to pay messie''
ME... ''yes I know I'm parking up first''
Spidey.... ''who are you????''

Me....''I said I was washing my hair but i didn't say where!!''

Spidey.....''OMG!!!!!!ITS, ITS you, you said you weren't coming!''

me...surprise

One nice big hug off Spidey later, I nearly dropped the bike, the stuff resembling a dead body on the back was tooo heavy for a spidey too

[Spiderman]

nice surprise it was too Never been so happy to see a killer before

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by Miss Alpinestarhero

Dont worry, I love you too Chris

I cant remember any specific quotes either but was rather amused at Wideboys confusion over his beer and demanded that Girth, Matt and whoever else (sorry Ive forgotten your names) try it and "check" it was ok

shhhhh, pm me these things, matt might find out!

Originally Posted by chris8886

shhhhh, pm me these things, matt might find out!

i cant see it lasting long, you dont have a topbox

[Paul the 6th]

At about 2 am on saturday morning:
Hovis: "F*cking wales!!!! Come on lad"
leedsatt: "Hovis, being welsh is like a disability or something mate"
hovis: "You f***ing racist *******"
me: "Steady away hovis, the welsh aren't so much a race, more a collection of stupid people"
hovis: "Raaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!"

me to various tear aways in the gazeebo:
"What are you guys smoking?" .......dead silence for about 5 seconds..... "Go on then, I'll have a bang on it"

hovis: "I'll f***ing walk across that fire" *then proceeds to whip his shirt off*

davepreston: "I almost beleived that shiite about you go to the gym you fat mess"

bear: "Come on then big lad, lets have a cuddle"
me: "Yes please mate"
bear slides his hands inside the back of my boxers and gives a good squeeze: "Ooh, you're bum is firmer than it looks!"
me: "Yep.... I'm tensing it"

bang and the chair is gone is still the one quote which made me lose it

me talking to jamie the bar man after he did me a discount on some drinks: "Jamie, you're a beautiful man.... with a beautiful face."

[Dave20046]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

me talking to jamie the bar man after he did me a discount on some drinks: "Jamie, you're a beautiful man.... with a beautiful face."

I knew I heard you talking to someone in your tent that night

guys and girlies i am soooooooooooooooooooo gutted i missed this i really am i will be there with bells on next year please can it be in wales or cheshire !!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!! looks awesom photos excellent i am gutted i missed it - especially all the naughty bits hee hee heeeeeeeee bear you better not be two timing me quiff i need you fizzzzz oh fizzzz huggles love ya spidy hmmmm grinch hmmmmmm squid ubba ubba treacles hmmmmm stretchie hugs to all of you and not forgetting cazza !!! xxx lesbo ones of course !!!!

[ophic]

Originally Posted by BernardBikerchick

i will be there with bells on next year

just bells? in that case i think it can be wherever you like

Hovis by the fire with his top off "You gotta get with the man love, boyo". I didn't realise the Welsh actually said 'boyo' but they do.

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

"What are you guys smoking?" .......dead silence for about 5 seconds..... "Go on then, I'll have a bang on it"

There was silence 'cause I was taking a toke