At what stage in a relationship is it acceptable to...

My ex would snuggle in with her back to me and start dropping her guts in my lap. There was no doubt as to why I pulled out the camp bed in the shed, but she still didn't get it.

It is bad manners to unload in company... why should that change with familiarity?

To the original question... Consciously... Never!

[dizzyblonde]

Scottish dude in Austin Powers

'ooo everyone loves the smell of their own brand'

I only ever heard my ex fart twice, once in her sleep and the other time was when she was throwing up the morning after a night out. She was so embarrassed she actually stopped halfway through being sick, hand over the mouth to apologise.

I use farting in bed as an anti-spooning tactic.


























Doesn't seem to put speedplay off though.

Originally Posted by tactcom7

and the other time was when she was throwing up the morning after a night out. She was so embarrassed she actually stopped halfway through being sick, hand over the mouth to apologise.

How attractive

Meh, to be honest, it doesn't bother me. I am not a huge farter, I am more of a burper and I burp pretty much whenever I feel the need. I tend to fart more when I go to bed, before I fall asleep, particularly so when I go to bed from a nightshift, think it's all the crap I eat on a nightshift.

I wouldn't be bothered with a guy farting in front of me. I probably wouldn't do it conciously with him for a looong time but it wouldn't bother me if he did it.

Women fart?!

Hmm I had a pretty vulgar reply lined up but I think it's probably a bit past the U rating!

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

How attractive

Haha she's an ex for a reason! (well, several)

Originally Posted by tactcom7

Haha she's an ex for a reason! (well, several)

funnily enough i was going to post that exact comment but decided against it as you never know the reasons why people become ex's