Where does beef come from? etc.

Hehe. How about this, a girl (friend of my sisters) who put jam on her toast and then proceeded to eat it upside down.
When asked why, she said:
"Don't you have to eat it like that? Isn't it your tongue the bit that tastes?!"

[Biker Biggles]

Originally Posted by hovis

your beef probably didnt come from a cow

Correct.Most beef comes from bulls or bullocks


I said bullocks OK?

[Paul the 6th]

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

Hehe. How about this, a girl (friend of my sisters) who put jam on her toast and then proceeded to eat it upside down.
When asked why, she said:
"Don't you have to eat it like that? Isn't it your tongue the bit that tastes?!"

In all honesty, I eat various foods the other way around/upside down...

Pizza, toast, even some chocolate bars taste better upside down. I have to maintain my slender figure though so I stick with healthier upside down foods

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

In all honesty, I eat various foods the other way around/upside down...

Pizza, toast, even some chocolate bars taste better upside down. I have to maintain my slender figure though so I stick with healthier upside down foods

You my friend, are not putting enough on your pizzas!

She also said 'I want to go to skiing'
My sister 'You want to GO TO skiing?! You know what skiing is?'
Daft girl 'A place in France'

-My sister shows her a youtube video of people skiing -

Daft Girl 'What the hell is that??'

Originally Posted by fenjer

try spaghetti junction, yeah sure "East" is easy to figure out there...NOT
the M8 in Glasgow isn't much better. Anyway...

back to the topic in hand lol

Everyone knows that spaghetti junction is in Italy

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

You my friend, are not putting enough on your pizzas!

She also said 'I want to go to skiing'
My sister 'You want to GO TO skiing?! You know what skiing is?'
Daft girl 'A place in France'

-My sister shows her a youtube video of people skiing -

Daft Girl 'What the hell is that??'

[ogden]

Quotes from my gf:

"I didn't know the Romans came from Rome"
"250,000, that's not a quarter of a million, is it?"
"You know the channel tunnel, does it go under the water? And if I look out the window, will I be able to see the fishies?"
"Salmon and lobster aren't seafood, are they?"

and many, many more.

Originally Posted by ogden

Quotes from my gf:

"I didn't know the Romans came from Rome"
"250,000, that's not a quarter of a million, is it?"
"You know the channel tunnel, does it go under the water? And if I look out the window, will I be able to see the fishies?"
"Salmon and lobster aren't seafood, are they?"

and many, many more.

You've just got to love them

[Dave20046]

An ex once asked me what a haggis was so I told her it was a little animal in scotland that lived on mountains but had two legs shorter than the others so it can stand on the steep mountain but subsequently ("what does that mean?") can only run round clockw... to the right so they can only go up mountains and have to get mountain rescue out to get them to the bottom.
(Its an old gag though)
She also asked me various other things like what's the IRA and you just couldn't watch tv with her for having to explain every word.

My favourite (although not mine)
"was middle earth before or after the dinosaurs..?"


Although I had a gf who thought the X files was a documentary (she loved the program), and that an omelette was a 'fancy painting'.

I pick them well