Stupid things to do...... - Page 5 - SV650.org

Supervox · 21-10-09, 04:22 PM

Drive down towards Key West - but WALK Seven Mile Bridge

hindle8907 · 21-10-09, 04:31 PM

see if you can get 2 american chicks to kiss you on each cheek while your mate takes the photo.
Also done this one too . took a while tho and cost me 30 dollars bribe but i won the bet agains my mate

punyXpress · 22-10-09, 05:18 PM

You'll have watched the Top Gear trip to the States so a few good tips there
And a serious one:
With what you're doing, get a shed load of life insurance and make ME the beneficiary.

23-10-09, 09:54 AM

Buy the most "American" shirt you can find, go to a busy bar, put on an American accent whilst claiming to be British. "Yeah, I'm from London".

Or (if in Miami for example) buy a T-Shirt supporting Tampa Bay. Go to a sports bar for Monday night football and big up the Buc's at every opportunity.

23-10-09, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Binky

The gecko can ride the sloth when his little legs get tired. It's an entertaining match made in heaven.

how did everyone miss this? made me giggle for ages!

Go to a biker bar on foot, but make bike noises as if you were riding your own hog. Dont forget to park up and dismount accordingly.When you leave, remember that you have to reverse your bike and make engine sounds again

23-10-09, 10:05 AM

Go to a Harley dealer, get talking to the sales assistant and ask as many stoopid questions as possible (Is it as quick as an R1? How does it corner? Can I get leopard skin luggage? Does it come with chaps?). Just when he/she has had enough, sit on a bike and ask if they could take your photo.

23-10-09, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graciepants

how did everyone miss this? made me giggle for ages!

Go to a biker bar on foot, but make bike noises as if you were riding your own hog. Dont forget to park up and dismount accordingly.When you leave, remember that you have to reverse your bike and make engine sounds again

Ahahaha, i'm so going to do that sometime just turn up at one of these bike meets in the uk.....

However i think if possible you should get hold of some bike gear, helmet etc... or w/e you can... then wear that to do it.

CheGuevara · 23-10-09, 10:35 PM

Remember the Top Gear special driving through the Southern states? Well you could always drive slowly through Little Havana (Miami) in a car with "Viva Castro!" painted down the sides

24-10-09, 08:04 AM

Go to one of those shooting ranges where you can shoot the crap out of something with an M4... and shoot the crap out of something!

punyXpress · 24-10-09, 10:04 AM

Lunge on the back of a 'gator - with pics for evidence.

21-10-09, 04:22 PM	#41
Supervox No more Mr Nice Guy Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Saaafffend, innit !! Posts: 1,365	Re: Stupid things to do...... Drive down towards Key West - but WALK Seven Mile Bridge __________________ Never argue with an idiot - he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience

21-10-09, 04:31 PM	#42
hindle8907 Member Mega Poster Join Date: May 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,492	Re: Stupid things to do...... see if you can get 2 american chicks to kiss you on each cheek while your mate takes the photo. Also done this one too . took a while tho and cost me 30 dollars bribe but i won the bet agains my mate __________________ 2006-2007 -- Gilera Runner 50 - Sold 2007-2008 -- Hyosung XRX125 - Stolen 2009-2010 -- 05 SV650n - CAT - B 2010-Now -- 00 SV650s & 00 SV650n & GSXR 600 K2

22-10-09, 05:18 PM	#43
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: Stupid things to do...... You'll have watched the Top Gear trip to the States so a few good tips there And a serious one: With what you're doing, get a shed load of life insurance and make ME the beneficiary. __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

23-10-09, 09:54 AM	#44
RichT Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Stupid things to do...... Buy the most "American" shirt you can find, go to a busy bar, put on an American accent whilst claiming to be British. "Yeah, I'm from London". Or (if in Miami for example) buy a T-Shirt supporting Tampa Bay. Go to a sports bar for Monday night football and big up the Buc's at every opportunity.

23-10-09, 10:05 AM	#46
RichT Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Stupid things to do...... Go to a Harley dealer, get talking to the sales assistant and ask as many stoopid questions as possible (Is it as quick as an R1? How does it corner? Can I get leopard skin luggage? Does it come with chaps?). Just when he/she has had enough, sit on a bike and ask if they could take your photo.

23-10-09, 10:35 PM	#48
CheGuevara Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 478	Re: Stupid things to do...... Remember the Top Gear special driving through the Southern states? Well you could always drive slowly through Little Havana (Miami) in a car with "Viva Castro!" painted down the sides __________________ - K9 SV650S: Hel brake lines, carbon end can - SZR660: The project... - K5 SV650S: K7 GSXR750 front end, ZX6RR shock, GB Moto rearsets, Hel brake lines, Renthal risers, Tuono bars, V-Rod headlamp, "JMV" belly pan ~SOLD~ (wonder where it is now)

24-10-09, 08:04 AM	#49
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Stupid things to do...... Go to one of those shooting ranges where you can shoot the crap out of something with an M4... and shoot the crap out of something!

24-10-09, 10:04 AM	#50
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: Stupid things to do...... Lunge on the back of a 'gator - with pics for evidence. __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

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