I have a dirty cat problem

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

You are all a bunch of sadists!

I knew I liked it here and fitted in.

Muahaha

Originally Posted by Von Teese

I take it he didnt use the tried and tested 'reverse it in' method which I endorse as the safest way?

One of those massive rubber band catapults (ba-dum)

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

So sorry I didnt get to help you wash your dirty pussy Jaynie, but it seems like you have done ok with him. However, I must ask....kitty crack treats???

Kitty crack is the term I use to describe the cat treats we buy for the boys, they will quite happily consume them until they throw up and they seem to be addictive. The boys love them and Jasper once stole an entire packet and ate the lot, leaving a slightly nibbled packet as the only evidence. I was greatly impressed.

So addictive + causes stealing = Kitty Crack

Maccie was easy to bath, but Jasper would I think give me his hurt stare and then I would feel guilty for a month.

[Bibio]

jeeezzz only one pussy innuendo in the whole thread.

shame on you lot.

glad to hear you have a clean pussy again. your partner must be chuffed.

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Kitty crack is the term I use to describe the cat treats we buy for the boys, they will quite happily consume them until they throw up and they seem to be addictive. The boys love them and Jasper once stole an entire packet and ate the lot, leaving a slightly nibbled packet as the only evidence. I was greatly impressed.

So addictive + causes stealing = Kitty Crack

OMG!!! So thats what Graciepants gives to Womble when she comes to visit. He goes mad for them! Although he does get spoiled rotten when she is here! I have pics to prove it!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Bibio

jeeezzz only one pussy innuendo in the whole thread.

shame on you lot.

glad to hear you have a clean pussy again. your partner must be chuffed.

There has been a pussy innuendo in every one of my posts, quoted from the dear and sweet Miss Von Teese.

But just to please you, I would like to announce that I do love my pussy, I really love my little ginger pussy and although my pussy was rather smelly and dirty, soiled if you like, I have nice clean pussy now. All it took was washing my pussy in the bath.

My partner was very pleased with my nice and clean little ginger pussy and gave it a lovely stroke, which it loved and made it purr.

I don't know about you, but I feel rather cheap now!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

There has been a pussy innuendo in every one of my posts, quoted from the dear and sweet Miss Von Teese.

But of course!!!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

But just to please you, I would like to announce that I do love my pussy, I really love my little ginger pussy and although my pussy was rather smelly and dirty, soiled if you like, I have nice clean pussy now. All it took was washing my pussy in the bath.

My partner was very pleased with my nice and clean little ginger pussy and gave it a lovely stroke, which it loved and made it purr.

I don't know about you, but I feel rather cheap now!

*lights a cigarette

hang on I dont even smoke!

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

But of course!!!


*lights a cigarette

hang on I dont even smoke!

In this sort of style...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1E9PZQKklQ

[Jayneflakes]

Ohhhh God, that is the last thing I want to think about...

Now I don't want to come over all mother Theresa... I love Jarvis.
I saw Rob Newman live twice and every time he was brilliantly funny.

Mind you I can't stand that course and foul David Badiel, I read one of his novels a while back and it read like the inexperienced sexual fantasies of a teenager. Utter garbage.

[Bri w]

Ladies, please...

Some of us are the wrong side of 50 with a dicky ticker and high BP. Plus I'm getting my ideas and capabilities all mixed up.

Dark room and a copy of the Radio Times reqd to allow me to calm down

[Jayneflakes]

Aww, Poor Bri, have a hug.

When I was thirty I decided to experiment with boys and got me a slightly older boyfriend. Well I say slightly older, he had been thirty when I was born. I could tell you some stories, but let me say there this, there was nothing dicky about his ticker and nothing ticker about his... you get the picture.

He had great legs too, they looked fab in a mini skirt!