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Old 13-02-11, 06:08 PM   #41
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In your job as super cop, you did catch a robber, and just as he opened the box...it exploded and the purple dye did escape with all the money, and you had to catch it all before it blew away?
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Old 13-02-11, 06:08 PM   #42
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You caught clap from a goat?
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Old 13-02-11, 06:12 PM   #43
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Nah he's been to church doing some brass-rubbings with copier paper?
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Old 13-02-11, 06:27 PM   #44
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Hes been playing with Horrid Henry

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Old 13-02-11, 06:31 PM   #45
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" Please note: Gentian violet 1% in water also contains alcohol. Apparently some pharmacists are now dissolving it in glycerin "
Not been at the meths again, Pete.
You no it ( and your other ' habit ) will make you go blind!
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Old 13-02-11, 06:34 PM   #46
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Not been at the meths again, Pete.
Yep, with milk, but it doesn't make your hand go blue!

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Old 13-02-11, 06:39 PM   #47
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Hmmmmmmmm, Could be!

But why?

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Looking at the distribution I'd say you've been using the powder rather than a solution. So you're not being treated for ringworm.

You're not famous for practical jokes, so you've not been putting it in anyone's underwear for the 'purple dong' treatment.

Apart from developing fingerprints and catching thieves I can't think of any other uses for it.

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P.S. According to Wikipedia a dilute solution of bleach will remove it.

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Old 13-02-11, 06:48 PM   #48
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You been w&nking outside in the cold?
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Old 13-02-11, 06:57 PM   #49
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Anyone know of a creature with blue skin?
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Dying clothes?
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