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Old 08-03-11, 06:24 PM   #41
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
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Old 08-03-11, 06:26 PM   #42
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girls drink, they also add blackcurrant juice

i'd ban mobility scooters, think they own the road, don't even pay tax.
ah yeah, google has it documented too. Never heard that one.


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Anyone who wears their trousers waists, below their waist line ie: around the cheeks of their bum. "- kin muppets"
Can I just point out I'm dangerously close to this category, but involuntarily.
I do my belt up so tight it hurts (scars on my waist and other pains to prove it!) but they just will not stay up, they slide at the back and it makes me really irritable cause I have to stop what I'm doing to pull them up. And then when people say "I don't know why that's fashionable" in a nobhead way as if I do it on purpose I want to smack them.
I'm so close to sporting braces!
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Old 08-03-11, 06:44 PM   #43
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Anyone who wears their trousers waists, below their waist line ie: around the cheeks of their bum. "- kin muppets"
Massively agree with this, do they realise what knobs they look?
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Old 08-03-11, 06:45 PM   #44
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
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Old 08-03-11, 06:57 PM   #45
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
19) Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
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Old 08-03-11, 06:59 PM   #46
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lol!
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Old 08-03-11, 07:03 PM   #47
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
19) Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
20) Women with big GUNTS! Gunt = the area between gut and cnut. Yuk.
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Old 08-03-11, 07:10 PM   #48
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banning threads eh?


Our clothes would fall apart
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Old 08-03-11, 07:18 PM   #49
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banning threads eh?


Our clothes would fall apart
And clever teachers need a massive ban
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Old 08-03-11, 08:01 PM   #50
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Everybody who doesn't have a SV





Hello,anybody there
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