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Old 17-10-07, 04:21 PM   #41
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The more obese people there are the more athletic I look, suits me.
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Old 17-10-07, 04:32 PM   #42
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The more obese people there are the more athletic I look, suits me.
thats a positive way of looking at it!!!
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Old 17-10-07, 04:40 PM   #43
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thought I would add this to the cookie mix!

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Old 17-10-07, 04:46 PM   #44
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thought I would add this to the cookie mix!


im glad im not the only one whose jeans fall down!!
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Old 17-10-07, 07:06 PM   #45
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If you are fat its your own fault, cos you are bone idle and two F-ing lazy to do something about it, and no you dont have a hormone inbalance or heavy bones, you have lazy-itis!! end of story.

How can anyone be so dumb as to not do something when they are growing out of clothes every 6 months.

and yes really fat peoople should pay twice for a plane seat., they are ocupying both seats and are costing as much as two people to carry of the ground!!
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Old 17-10-07, 07:14 PM   #46
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If you are fat its your own fault, cos you are bone idle and two F-ing lazy to do something about it, and no you dont have a hormone inbalance or heavy bones, you have lazy-itis!! end of story.

How can anyone be so dumb as to not do something when they are growing out of clothes every 6 months.

and yes really fat peoople should pay twice for a plane seat., they are ocupying both seats and are costing as much as two people to carry of the ground!!
feel better after that little rant!!
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Old 17-10-07, 07:32 PM   #47
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In the immortal words of Billy Connolly,

"You're not retainig water, you're CHIPS"

LMAO!
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Old 17-10-07, 09:16 PM   #48
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If you are fat its your own fault, cos you are bone idle and two F-ing lazy to do something about it, and no you dont have a hormone inbalance or heavy bones, you have lazy-itis!! end of story.

How can anyone be so dumb as to not do something when they are growing out of clothes every 6 months.
How bloody rude! (and so are all the other derogatory comment makers in this thread)

If you are comfort eating and growing out of your clothes every 6 months you will become more fed up and depressed and comfort eat even more (I know - Ive been there and done that). That renders you out of control with an addiction, not dumb/lazy/bone idle as you so sypathetically put it.

If youre addicted to achohol or smoking its hard to give it up - it CAN be done with huge efforts and willpower BECAUSE you CAN avoid achohol and cigarettes...BUT if you are ADDICTED to food - you cant just AVOID EATING FOOD?! Therefore it is a much more difficult addiction to break.

Im have been a "tubber" as someone so offensively put it, NOT because I was lazy/idle/didnt care/ but because I had emotional issues, but instead of turning to the bottle/drugs/smoking...I comfort ate...just as damaging and just as much an addiction/illness/miserable existence.

At my heaviest I was nearly 14 stone. I rode horses and mucked out everyday, went to the gym, aerobics, jogging, was incredibly strong (for a woman - could carry a bale of hay in each hand no problem) but you see...I just couldnt shake this addiction...oh sorry of course that was my own fault wasnt it.

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Old 17-10-07, 09:24 PM   #49
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I'm a trim 32" and my girlfriends a size 8. Perfect
Who says?
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Old 17-10-07, 09:25 PM   #50
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I don't think you'd get much sympathy from most of the people in this world who have to work very hard just to survive. None of them are fat.
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