Whats yours...??

Richie, I can see the problem from here. The engine's fallen out.

What do I call the females that work with me. ?
Girl s***man ? sea person. to be PC

[Luckypants]

Originally Posted by Lissa

Bit of a tongue twister, that!

Dream on.............

[Richie]

Originally Posted by grh1904

I was always led to believe:-

Officer = "W" anchor

RSM/sgt Major = The Devil

Sergeant = GOD

Corporal = SON of God,

you're recent photo's of the "Scottish" trip clearly showed you to be a Son of God, unless you were impersonating one, if you were present your self to the Regimental Provost IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, Im the Son of God. But please don't tell anyone.

[Luckypants]

Originally Posted by Richie

okay, Im the Son of God. But please don't tell anyone.

Because if his mum finds out............

"Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! "

[Richie]

Originally Posted by kitkat

tester for ann summers

say no more, a nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat...

Originally Posted by hovis

pawn star

do you have any cheap sky boxes in your branch of Cash converters

used to do pretty much the same as Richie, now have the glorius title of Deputy Master Carpenter at a West End theatre

as the profile says Evil genius

Originally Posted by Luckypants

Because if his mum finds out............

"Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away! "

"Who are you?"
"I'm his mother,"
"Hail, mother of the Messiah,"