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Watched Tim Vine on Dave the other day, very Tommy Cooper-esqe, but, after a while it is almost punishment as the puns get so bad
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22-08-12, 10:30 PM
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What's the difference between the Paralympics and the Special Olympics?
At the Paralympics everyone is a genuine athlete. At the Special Olympics everyone is a winner! |
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23-08-12, 12:39 PM
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23-08-12, 01:38 PM
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and for that comment your shiney gold chocolate medal is in the post
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23-08-12, 05:54 PM
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Older Women -- I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'
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