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"There's a spider in the bedroom," screamed my wife, "Get it out Dave! Please get it out!"
"I don't know why they turn you on so much," I said, unzipping my jeans. |
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How to amuze an idiot: Look right-> <-Look Left |
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As my s***k dribbled down my girlfriend's chin, I looked her in the eyes and said, "Do you like that?"
"No," she replied, "What the **** is in this sandwich?" |
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My wife told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday.
I'll tell her it's pronounced 'spade' when I give it to her tomorrow. |
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A recent study found that Paralympic running is the least environmentally friendy sport.
It's got the largest carbon footprint of all the events. |
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Listen to something someone tells you. Now twist it into every horrible way possible. Congratulations!
Now you're a woman. |
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I won tickets to the paralympics, 100m hurdles, gosh they must have sore foreheads by the finish.
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I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don't worry if you can't come.
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Apple have just launched a new car. It comes with all the latest gadgets, fully integrated with the iphone 5 and with wireless area network. It's called the i-WAN car.
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