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Jeremy Forrest is using this time to teach Megan how 30 doesn't fit into 15 no matter how hard you try.
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My wife asked for anal last night.
I said "Stop leaving your knickers lying around, the house is unclean, there floor needs hovering, the kids are a mess" |
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After watching the Paralympics it got me thinking; If they can run faster than I can, swim better than I can, lift heavier weights than I can, then why the **** do they need to park closer to Asda than me
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"Gerry, what was Madeleine's maths teacher called again?"
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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?..
Jeremy Forrest only has one ****ed pupil. |
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There was a young teacher from Eastbourne
Who fancied a girl in the fifth form He took her to France Where he took off her pants But made her keep on her school uniform |
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Jeremy Forrest is a rubbish maths teacher.
Everyone knows that 30 into 15 shouldn't go.
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Gentlemen
Can we please keep an eye on the U rating of this area. A few of the jokes are a little near and a few over the mark. Im not one to delete stuff but i will if it keeps on. Many thanks for watching Viney ![]() |
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It is like the Simpsons, some of the jokes go way over kids heads because they don't know, but, the adults know. |
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