5 Random facts

Originally Posted by Brettus

2: The fuel pump icon on a cars fuel gauge tells you which side of the car the filler cap is on

no it doesnt. urban myth

you owe us a fact

1) I own a leopard........................................... ............(gecko, i know not the same is it)
2) I love Bourbon biscuits.
3) I have screws in my knee that metal detectors can pick up.
4) I leaned how to crochet to make a blanket for a good mates first baby.
5) I start lots of diy jobs and almost always don't finis

[Bri w]

Sally:

5. My own parents have called me an alcoholic on several occasions.

Bright parents then Sal....

PS had the bestest best steak ever at CafeVerde in Aberdeen on Tuesday night, followed by some fantastic real ales in Blackfriars.

Originally Posted by keithd

this fact caused me to lol in the office!

i would ask how does an idiot walk but i think i know what the answer will be

LOL! It's not as dramatic as it sounds tbh...I just overcompensate for a dodgey knee which results in my other knee hurting with the extra strain!

[Treacle]

1, Detest Venessa Feltz with a passion.
2, I also still suck my thumb.
3, I have meet Cpt Birdseye when I was a wee nipper.
4, I have a rather big thing for blonde's apart from the above.
5, I like getting groped by Bear.

Originally Posted by Treacle

1, Detest Venessa Feltz with a passion.
2, I also still suck my thumb.
3, I have meet Cpt Birdseye when I was a wee nipper.
4, I have a rather big thing for blonde's apart from the above.
5, I like getting groped by Bear.

Apart from me?

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

LOL! It's not as dramatic as it sounds tbh...I just overcompensate for a dodgey knee which results in my other knee hurting with the extra strain!

+1. People often get confused why the knee I occasionally pathetically moan about hurting isn't the one I dislocated.

[Kenzie]

1) I have had Meningitis and pneumonia
2) I passed my car theory test 100%
3) I am married to a woman who jumped out of a perfectly good plane "for a laugh"
4) I suck at maths
5) I hate Ricky Gervais as he is just not funny

1) I am currently eating a Banana Sandwich
2) I have recently, as in today, consumed a large amount of alcohol
3) I have a HUGE bruise in my ass where I fell over with my friend.
4) I love my friend Andrea more than I can tell you
5) I lost in every bet I placed today!

1) My parents don't know my eldest daughter because I didn't tell them she even existed until she was 21 years old - they met her once when she was about 8 but had no idea the little girl with my ex was actually their son's child. My daughter doesn't want to meet them, and I'm not bothered either way.

2) At the height of my drinking 'career' I was able to do a litre of vodka in an evening and still walk and talk like a sober person - I gave up drinking regularly and now get drunk on two pints of weak lager.

3) I've been resuscitated three times on seperate occasions with defib machines - once after my huge bike smash, once after suffering a 440V electric shock whilst (luckily for me) working in the A+E dept of our local hospital and the third time after suffering a heart attack on my 21st birthday.

4) There are two small metal rods holding my spine together in my lower back - the result of dropping a 350LC on myself in the shed and having a screwdriver on the floor get stuck in my back. I now never leave tools on the floor of the garage when working

5) I have kept every single tax disc I've ever replaced since 1978.