its back!!! teh wednesday "post me a riddle" thread. sponsored by Brains Faggots

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

White, hes at the North Pole for an all south aspect so must be a Polar Bear.....

Why dont Polar Bears eat Penguins?

Knew someone would get that in like 5seconds but its my favorite so :P

and they dont eat them becuase they live at opposite sides of the globes.

Polar - Norhtpole
Penguins - Southpole

Originally Posted by Sudoxe

They can't get the wrappers off?

lol i like this answer better.

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Sudoxe

They can't get the wrappers off?

The answer I was looking for

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

White, hes at the North Pole for an all south aspect so must be a Polar Bear.....

Why dont Polar Bears eat Penguins?

Originally Posted by Sudoxe

They can't get the wrappers off?

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

The answer I was looking for

That's not a riddle, that's a joke!!

[SoulKiss]

What is Alive without breath,
Feels as cold as death;
Is never thirsty, but is always drinking,

Originally Posted by keithd

A number has five different digits, none of which is 0:
(A) The first plus the second equal the third digit;
(B) The third times 2 plus the second equals the fifth;
(C)The second times 2 equals the first;
(D) The first times 4 equals the fourth; and
(E) The fourth minus the second equals the fifth.

what is teh number.....

ps not a trick, tis a genuine riddle. no googling please, where's the fun in that....tis purely to get the brain juices flowing mid week....

never seen that before and I got it in about 30 seconds. Read it once, realised the numbers can only go up to 9 so the first 2 are likly to be 1 or 2, as 'D' meens that the first number can only be 1 or 2, and 'C' tells you that following that logic, the second number has to be 1 to make the first 2. then its just basic maths. Easy if you think about it.

Originally Posted by davepreston

break stick in half, 2 halfs make a hole , crawl out throught the hole
sk's "now repeat and and and and and"

bravo, heard it before then

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

I challenge anyone to post a meaningful sentence in the English language that used the work "and" 5 times in a row without any other words between each instance.

eg

and and and and and

easy... here goes.... no use of google either...

Jimmy was a timmid little boy, the other kids were always making fun of him becasue of his stutter. The shop was dark, but the sweats were glowing.

'Can I have one gooob goob goooob goobstoper please... and... and... and... and... and... woo woon woon one pack of mmm mmm mmmints' said Jimmy, his stutter exerting its cruel gip on the young boy.

ahh thank you!!

Originally Posted by soulkiss

what is alive without breath,
feels as cold as death;
is never thirsty, but is always drinking,

fish?

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

What is Alive without breath,
Feels as cold as death;
Is never thirsty, but is always drinking,

the cold throws me, otherwise it could be an engine