The Borderline

Originally Posted by Luckypants

Of pertness / firmness / cleavage-liciousness

true enough pencil underneath could just mean the wench has saggy buns think the guys should come up with a standard .org test for all the ladies to carry out lol...

[Nobbylad]

Elbow test surely?

Stand facing the wall with elbows facing forwards (hands by ears), which touches first? Elbows or.....

Originally Posted by Luckypants

I thought a pencil held between them was the best measure?

Well, the internet is your friend - pencils are a wonderful testing device. Underneath will tell you whether you need a bra or not, in the cleavage will tell you if its right, and in the hair will tell you if you're black (from apartheid era SA).

Thanks to my truckers diet I now have a nice set of moobs will have to try the pencil test, not been on much recently, hope you,re all well

[mister c]

Aye up Stewie...Your doing too much work mate, it's not good for you

I just got Guitar Hero World Tour with the Drums and Microphone and Guitar , I has been Rawking mah Living Room like it was Donington \m/ ^_^ \m/

i just spend the last three hours catching up on my sleep... had a big night last night. KING OF STELLA!!!


ha ha ha.... still a bit ****ed now i think.


dave

Should I get drunk tonight and hope I can have a lay in or just have a couple of drinks and go to bed early?

[Luckypants]

We got pretty slammed, could barely crawl out of bed this morning! Show night is always pretty alcoholic!

OMG I`m totally done in! Was a great night and I can`t quite believe how much I drunk but i`m about to crawl back to bed!