Shout me some slogans...

Originally Posted by ophic

falling off in jeans and trainers really hurts. But pointing it out to everyone who even remotely suggests they do it is really annoying.

Originally Posted by Holdup

I think that speedplay is refering to your brands hatch incident...

Good job that it was in gear then and nothing to do with the killswitch...

Guess theres more than me who looks stupid now

Theres some good ones on here, but im still liking the first one methinks

" Theres some good ones on here, but im still liking the first one methinks "

Me too...

'If you can read this, my bike must be parked up'

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

How about 'watch my a$$, not hers!'

I stopped a guy whose plate ended in the letters KFC, he had 'fingerlickin good' written underneath. I never prosecuted him, just wanted to see the plate properly and tell him it was a cracker!!

Well the Zeds ends in EMF, so got Unbelievable....

Originally Posted by Von Teese

'If you can read this, my bike must be parked up'

Like an SV650 in wet weather due to plug fowling

Boom tish...