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30-09-12, 09:03 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Say "I wish for happiness" in a French accent.
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30-09-12, 10:52 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Say "I am tired" in French.
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02-10-12, 08:13 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Once there was a man who walked into a bar and starting talking to the owner of the bar.
He said, "I bet you 300 dollors I can pee into that cup and not a drop out of the cup." The bar tender laughed and said, "Ok, sure. 300 dollars." So the man said, "Ok one second," and walked away. When the man came back he said, "Give me a small cup." And the owner gave him one. The man started peeing all over the owners bar and the owner starting laughing. The owner said, "You didn't get a drop in, so you owe me 300 dollars" And the man said, "Well I just bet that guy over there 500 dollars that I could pee all over your bar and you would laugh about it."
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
so my new Japanese girlfriend is rumored to be one of the wettest girls in her country, mum and dad.. id like you to meet sue nami.
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Pay at Pump petrol stations really confuse me.
"Minimum delivery 2 litres" "Maximum spend £100" Well which is it?
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03-10-12, 08:12 PM
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Me too.I thought this place was better than that.
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03-10-12, 08:16 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
It is most of the time. I am not normally bothered by jokes like that, but sometimes the line is crossed and I believe it has been here. Her family are going through hell, that is no laughing matter.
Can we please keep this thread as lighthearted as it is intended to be? |
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