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Old 08-10-14, 06:28 AM   #601
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Ah well, at least I can get away from all the KP nonsense soon, because I'm looking after Roy Keane for an evening instead... hmmm, frying pan, fire?

Anyway, an early gripe today. Only being able to find one slipper. Where does the other one vanish overnight? Has one of the cats eaten it? You can't wear one slipper. I can't find my umbrella or my second pair of glasses either today. Perhaps I've been burgled and they just didn't want the iPad or cameras.

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Old 08-10-14, 06:39 AM   #602
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Is that the world's biggest slipper?

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Old 08-10-14, 09:01 AM   #603
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Sitting for 45 mims in the traffic as the cars in for mot.
So that's what usually takes 35 mins on a rainy day on the bike to 1hr 15 mins.
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Old 08-10-14, 09:10 AM   #604
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Mopeds who ride 10 ft behind you in the car with HID bulbs fitted, on full beam, so you're completely blind within 1/4 mile.
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Emergency stop!

If you are going fast enough Darwin will sort out the issue
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Old 08-10-14, 11:11 AM   #606
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Is that the world's biggest slipper?

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Crikey - how did that happen! Er no, I only have size 3 feet. But if my slippers were that massive they might be easier to find.
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Old 08-10-14, 01:16 PM   #607
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Watch out, Pete - BIGFOOT's behind you!
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Squeazable relish jars at burger bars really **** me off. The hole at the end is never quite big enough to let the bits out so you squeeze a bit harder............you can guess the rest!!
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Old 09-10-14, 11:52 AM   #609
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Leaving my coat in the car as it was not raining when I arrived at work. It is now thundering and lashing it down preventing my lunchtime walk...


Hope it has stopped by the time I want to go home!
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Doesn't your place have bin liners Sir Trev
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