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Old 22-06-23, 07:51 PM   #6191
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Greased the calipers on the SV today. And it occurred to me that, in many ways, greasing calipers is like making love tp a beautiful woman.

First you have to remove all the fastenings, then strip everything off. Make sure your pins are clean, then liberally apply grease with your finger, and carefully insert into the bushings. Then give it a wiggle to make sure it's all smooth.
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Old 22-06-23, 07:53 PM   #6192
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Greased the calipers on the SV today. And it occurred to me that, in many ways, greasing calipers is like making love tp a beautiful woman.

First you have to remove all the fastenings, then strip everything off. Make sure your pins are clean, then liberally apply grease with your finger, and carefully insert into the bushings. Then give it a wiggle to make sure it's all smooth.
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Old 22-06-23, 08:29 PM   #6193
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Greased the calipers on the SV today. And it occurred to me that, in many ways, greasing calipers is like making love tp a beautiful woman.

First you have to remove all the fastenings, then strip everything off. Make sure your pins are clean, then liberally apply grease with your finger, and carefully insert into the bushings. Then give it a wiggle to make sure it's all smooth.
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Old 22-06-23, 08:36 PM   #6194
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Greased the calipers on the SV today. And it occurred to me that, in many ways, greasing calipers is like making love tp a beautiful woman.

First you have to remove all the fastenings, then strip everything off. Make sure your pins are clean, then liberally apply grease with your finger, and carefully insert into the bushings. Then give it a wiggle to make sure it's all smooth.
Mmm, I think maybe you have too much time on your hands Craig.
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Old 27-06-23, 09:52 AM   #6195
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I got a virus warning on the link Seeker.
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Old 27-06-23, 09:59 AM   #6196
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Solar panels and battery install started today. I'll be living on sunshine by the weekend.
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It's that the Tesla Power wall device?

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Old 06-07-23, 04:11 PM   #6199
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Solar panels and battery install started today. I'll be living on sunshine by the weekend.
So it's YOUR fault the forecast is miserable for the weekend
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So it's YOUR fault the forecast is miserable for the weekend


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