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Old 19-10-12, 10:09 PM   #631
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There was a young gent from Tadley,
Who desired a new bike quite badly,
So with cash on his hip,
and being quite thick,
he got a new Gixxer that's shabby!
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Old 19-10-12, 10:10 PM   #632
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bwahahahhaha

Whats bust?
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Nowt major it just burns more oil than petrol, I can't really take the **** the Ace is just as bad.
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Old 19-10-12, 10:20 PM   #634
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Well the last FZR750 I followed fogged its way along a road
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I said to my wife, "I was just disgusted when I saw a woman with her breasts out on the bus feeding her son."

She said, "All of you blokes are the same, it's just natural."

"I don't know what's so ****ing natural about it?" I replied, "She was feeding him Quavers."
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Old 22-10-12, 02:04 PM   #636
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Not Comedy, really, BUT:

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The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.

They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it.
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I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in.

The distance.
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When my mate told me he`d mixed Onions with Nitrous Oxide, I didn`t know whether I should laugh or cry..
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Feck me Job! They're getting worse!
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