Gripe of the day - What is yours?

[garynortheast]

Dark mornings, dark evenings, grey skies, grey mood.

[admin]

Originally Posted by Seeker

I have a sigmoidoscopy tomorrow so I am fasting and, because of that, feeling grumpy. Additionally, in 3 hours I have to start to consume 2 litres of laxative plus another litre of water; no guesses where I'll be spending my evening. This is not going to improve my mood.

Been there, done that. The laxative is the worst part.

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[Seeker]

Originally Posted by admin

The laxative is the worst part

tell me about it! I'm so happy, I could sh**, oh wait I just have


I've just noticed that this thread was originally started by sorebutt, which given my current predicament, lends a certain amount of irony.

[garynortheast]

Originally Posted by Seeker

tell me about it! I'm so happy, I could sh**, oh wait I just have


I've just noticed that this thread was originally started by sorebutt, which given my current predicament, lends a certain amount of irony.

Sorry, that made me snigger. I'm a sucker for sh!t jokes.

Maybe that's not a phrase that I should use.....

[Luckypants]

time for Tim to remind us all of the Picolax thread?

[timwilky]

Dare not say anything, wife saw the rear end surgeon yesterday (Yes on a Sunday) who has taken some of her worries away. Not bad NHS, 6 days after going to her GP and being told he will refer her into the system.


But he is going in for a look. So there is no amusement to be had out of peoples problems. Just sympathy.


Oh, just take the meds on the right day!

[Sir Trev]

That Picolax thread was one of the funniest things I have EVER read on the internet. I know it's not a funny subject or something to be amused over but the way it was written was just priceless.

Good luck with it Seeker and I hope your wife is OK Tim.

[Seeker]

the continuing story of Seeker's colon, episode 4 (or whatever). Spoiler (hah) alert good news/bad news.

I have a beautiful, clean, polyp free lower colon said my violator/Endoscopist and he gave me the pictures to prove it. Thanks, I'll frame them.
I feel like a bike with an engine knock that disappears when you get to the dealer. The reason they were up my derrière in the first place was not for geocaching but because they had spotted something on an MRI which has now vanished. An unidentified colon object (UCO)?
To complete my day, he did say he would recommend me getting a colonoscopy too. If he likes my bottom that much couldn't he have just asked me out?
Pass the laxative...

[Bibio]

Originally Posted by Sir Trev

That Picolax thread was one of the funniest things I have EVER read on the internet. I know it's not a funny subject or something to be amused over but the way it was written was just priceless.

Good luck with it Seeker and I hope your wife is OK Tim.

yup... was hilarious

[Bibio]

Originally Posted by Seeker

the continuing story of Seeker's colon, episode 4 (or whatever). Spoiler (hah) alert good news/bad news.

I have a beautiful, clean, polyp free lower colon said my violator/Endoscopist and he gave me the pictures to prove it. Thanks, I'll frame them.
I feel like a bike with an engine knock that disappears when you get to the dealer. The reason they were up my derrière in the first place was not for geocaching but because they had spotted something on an MRI which has now vanished. An unidentified colon object (UCO)?
To complete my day, he did say he would recommend me getting a colonoscopy too. If he likes my bottom that much couldn't he have just asked me out?
Pass the laxative...

thats good news... maybe it was a UFO Unidentified Faecal Object.