AR rubbish excuses thread - Page 7 - SV650.org

andrewsmith · 30-04-12, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

aye... feck my life. My new car has developed a massive boost leak somewhere on the way home tonight, running rough as feck and smoking, and also sounds like a hand dryer in a public toilet when turbo is on full boost..

Someone hates me

Audi again?

Paul the 6th · 30-04-12, 07:40 PM

noppers, ford mondeo this time

outstanding car though, been running great, pulls really well, 550 miles to a tank of diesel (£65), super comfy with climate controlled ac, cruise control, auto lights & wipers, heated front & rear glass, sony 6 cd changer, reverse parking sensors, towbar & dual electrics... Just need to find the hose which has split and it'll be reet

DJ123 · 02-05-12, 06:40 PM

No excuses from me, i'm there!

NTECUK · 03-06-12, 08:22 PM

I thought I'd post this in the right section for LPH.
Quote LPH
" Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster

Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Essex Posts: 1,241

Re: AR12 - Attendance list

I may now be out as might have to head to Birmingham to collect a trophy. But the good news is that Messie is BACK so all will be well. __________________ Follow the rainbow over the stream Follow the fellow who follows a dream

Today, 08:05 PM

Littlepeahead · 03-06-12, 08:57 PM

Don't you start, the Wisden Trophy has been the bane of my bloody life this week. I managed to get a colleague to take it to Edgbaston on Wednesday so I don't have to miss the Slash gig but now we have to arrange to get it back and I'm the named person with the insurance underwriter. I'm trying to persuade them to allow the deputy editor of Wisden to take my place, but it's worth £20k so I don't know why they are trusting me with it anyway. I fell down the stairs while holding the offficial replica of the Ashes Urn!

I will be there on Friday night with cake whatever happens.

And I'm sure Dave Preston will squeeze into the bikini if I'm absent.

NTECUK · 03-06-12, 09:08 PM

The cake will be fine .
Take the bikini with you . Its a family pub and we don't want people throwing them selves on the fire to escape DP mankini

Messie · 04-06-12, 07:55 AM

Messie will only be there for the ride though.

05-06-12, 10:32 AM

and here s me feeling guilty i m not going ,Messie and LPH not going !!!! atleast mines my 30th anniversary of going to Download ,and Metallica are playing the Black album , just for me on my 47th birthday

...you getting a bike sorted out for a couple of summer ride outs Messie ???

Sid Squid · 05-06-12, 11:33 AM

The Black Album is by The Damned.

Apparently some wannabe losers called 'Metallica' titled their poor offering the same some years later, but it isn't the real thing.

Littlepeahead · 05-06-12, 11:43 AM

Well I got a call last night, if the insurers agree to it, the lovely man from Wisden will collect the trophy for me. Top bloke.

30-04-12, 07:40 PM	#62
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread noppers, ford mondeo this time outstanding car though, been running great, pulls really well, 550 miles to a tank of diesel (£65), super comfy with climate controlled ac, cruise control, auto lights & wipers, heated front & rear glass, sony 6 cd changer, reverse parking sensors, towbar & dual electrics... Just need to find the hose which has split and it'll be reet __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

02-05-12, 06:40 PM	#63
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread No excuses from me, i'm there! __________________ BMW F800ST

03-06-12, 08:22 PM	#64
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread I thought I'd post this in the right section for LPH. Quote LPH " Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Essex Posts: 1,241 Re: AR12 - Attendance list I may now be out as might have to head to Birmingham to collect a trophy. But the good news is that Messie is BACK so all will be well. __________________ Follow the rainbow over the stream Follow the fellow who follows a dream Today, 08:05 PM __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

03-06-12, 08:57 PM	#65
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread Don't you start, the Wisden Trophy has been the bane of my bloody life this week. I managed to get a colleague to take it to Edgbaston on Wednesday so I don't have to miss the Slash gig but now we have to arrange to get it back and I'm the named person with the insurance underwriter. I'm trying to persuade them to allow the deputy editor of Wisden to take my place, but it's worth £20k so I don't know why they are trusting me with it anyway. I fell down the stairs while holding the offficial replica of the Ashes Urn! I will be there on Friday night with cake whatever happens. And I'm sure Dave Preston will squeeze into the bikini if I'm absent. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

03-06-12, 09:08 PM	#66
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread The cake will be fine . Take the bikini with you . Its a family pub and we don't want people throwing them selves on the fire to escape DP mankini __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

04-06-12, 07:55 AM	#67
Messie The Teacer Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: colchester Posts: 2,739	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread Messie will only be there for the ride though. __________________ There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness

05-06-12, 10:32 AM	#68
paddy t Guest Posts: n/a	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread and here s me feeling guilty i m not going ,Messie and LPH not going !!!! atleast mines my 30th anniversary of going to Download ,and Metallica are playing the Black album , just for me on my 47th birthday ...you getting a bike sorted out for a couple of summer ride outs Messie ???

05-06-12, 11:33 AM	#69
Sid Squid No, I don't lend tools. Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Skunk Works, Nth London Posts: 8,680	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread The Black Album is by The Damned. Apparently some wannabe losers called 'Metallica' titled their poor offering the same some years later, but it isn't the real thing. __________________ If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst"

05-06-12, 11:43 AM	#70
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: AR rubbish excuses thread Well I got a call last night, if the insurers agree to it, the lovely man from Wisden will collect the trophy for me. Top bloke. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

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