Friday 22nd

Originally Posted by lynw

would so love to see those pics lol

*shudder*
I wonder how many times Dan has cleaned the SV now?

Originally Posted by Kate

*shudder*
I wonder how many times Dan has cleaned the SV now?

None. I rode it home and left it in the garage all weekend without touching it....

It's dirrrty now....

Originally Posted by AlanSv

tell us more!

Imagine your typical overweight builder, and make it a really bad looking one. Now put him in drag, using a bad long haired wig with a see-through top using a black bra to hold up his man boobs. Don't forget to add enough perfume to smell him coming a mile of!

Now just picture Dan with his usual charm, and you have this new found drag queen spreading herself all over Dan's bike while a not bad looking photographer is taking photos. With charm like that, no wonder he has a wonky backend.


Oh how we laughed.... how is the drag bike doing dan? Is it still smelling?

ah ha
sounds like Travis

Originally Posted by Raf

Imagine your typical overweight builder, and make it a really bad looking one. Now put him in drag, using a bad long haired wig with a see-through top using a black bra to hold up his man boobs. Don't forget to add enough perfume to smell him coming a mile of!

Now just picture Dan with his usual charm, and you have this new found drag queen spreading herself all over Dan's bike while a not bad looking photographer is taking photos. With charm like that, now wonder he has a wonky backend.


Oh how we laughed.... how is the drag bike doing dan? Is it still smelling?

I was told Dan said no to sitting on bike so said drag queen laid down in the road and then made varying gestures for the photos....

Originally Posted by Mr Toad

ah ha
sounds like Travis

Well travis wasnt there on his bike... maybe it WAS him

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by lynw

I was told Dan said no to sitting on bike so said drag queen laid down in the road and then made varying gestures for the photos....

That was the last thing i saw too. Just after "it" had asked me if it could sit on my bike for a few pics.

My smooth response?

A blank look followed by........"I no speeek eeeengleesh, sorrrreeeee"



What a pig. No wait. Thats really unfair to pigs.