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13-05-09, 01:15 PM

i think its time to announce soulkiss's answer....i googled it this morning, have had a pint at lunchtime so apologies if it makes no sense...

a painter was painting a sign at a pub for the "bull and gate"...the landlord looked at it disapprovingly and said "you've not painted it the right colour or left a big enough gap between the Bull and "And" and "And" and Gate

soulboy if i've rained on your parade, the lager consumed makes me meh and anyway its my thread

SoulKiss · 13-05-09, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsmatt7

fish?

Correct, my Precioussssssssss..... (modified version of one of the Riddles in The Hobbit to stop the Google-posse

13-05-09, 02:05 PM

wohooooo i got one!
but ive already told mine... hmmmm give me a moment to think of another (google)

SoulKiss · 13-05-09, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

i think its time to announce soulkiss's answer....i googled it this morning, have had a pint at lunchtime so apologies if it makes no sense...

a painter was painting a sign at a pub for the "bull and gate"...the landlord looked at it disapprovingly and said "you've not painted it the right colour or left a big enough gap between the Bull and "And" and "And" and Gate

soulboy if i've rained on your parade, the lager consumed makes me meh and anyway its my thread

I already gave the answer Keithy-babes, it seemed to be holding up the flow of your thead

13-05-09, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

I already gave the answer Keithy-babes, it seemed to be holding up the flow of your thead

oh for Cliff's sake! Have you? lummy, i didnt see it!! d'oh

Spiderman · 13-05-09, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davepreston

break stick in half, 2 halfs make a hole , crawl out throught the hole

sk's "now repeat and and and and and"

Quote:

Originally Posted by chompy

bravo, heard it before then

Version i heard was similar but had this at he begining.

The man bangs his hand against the wall till its sore. He then uses this to sore (saw) the wood in half....etc.

13-05-09, 02:29 PM

what does an island and the letter t have in common.

13-05-09, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by leedsmatt7

what does an island and the letter t have in common.

They're both in the middle of the ocean.

No?

13-05-09, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

They're both in the middle of the ocean.

No?

oooo so close

sea.

13-05-09, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by keithd

oooo so close

sea.

North sea?

13-05-09, 01:15 PM	#61
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: its back!!! teh wednesday "post me a riddle" thread. sponsored by Brains Faggots i think its time to announce soulkiss's answer....i googled it this morning, have had a pint at lunchtime so apologies if it makes no sense... a painter was painting a sign at a pub for the "bull and gate"...the landlord looked at it disapprovingly and said "you've not painted it the right colour or left a big enough gap between the Bull and "And" and "And" and Gate soulboy if i've rained on your parade, the lager consumed makes me meh and anyway its my thread

13-05-09, 02:05 PM	#63
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: its back!!! teh wednesday "post me a riddle" thread. sponsored by Brains Faggots wohooooo i got one! but ive already told mine... hmmmm give me a moment to think of another (google)

13-05-09, 02:29 PM	#67
Owenski Guest Posts: n/a	Re: its back!!! teh wednesday "post me a riddle" thread. sponsored by Brains Faggots what does an island and the letter t have in common.

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