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Old 08-03-11, 10:04 PM   #61
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Yeah well TJexc, the first rule about form design is to ignore it
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Old 08-03-11, 10:39 PM   #62
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
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5) People who ruin the lists.
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6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
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8 )Everyone with a dog.
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12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
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16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
19) Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
20) Women with big GUNTS! Gunt = the area between gut and cnut. Yuk.
21) People who can't use the search function[/QUOTE]
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Old 08-03-11, 10:46 PM   #63
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
19) Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
20) Women with big GUNTS! Gunt = the area between gut and cnut. Yuk.
21) People who can't use the search function[/QUOTE]
22) Reeder again, just in case we miss him the first time around
23) People who can't copy and paste properly ^
24) Chavs on motorcrossers
25) Bras, definetly.
26) OPs who don't know their music history !! Heavy metal is NOT a 60's thing; it is NOT a 'rocker' thing & it is certainly NOT associated with The Quo
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Old 08-03-11, 10:55 PM   #64
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did that hit a nerve there vox mate lmao
i can see you screaming at your screen right now
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Old 08-03-11, 11:50 PM   #65
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing.

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Old 08-03-11, 11:57 PM   #66
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Am I missing something ed? Bar the driver having a slightly reduced amount of control over their vehicle, what's the difference to travelling up to a roundabout in gear? (to another road user) ...well aslong as they don't do it painfully slowly.
What Ed means is that you should fire it up the bypass towards the roundabout at approximately one grillion miles per hour, then at about 2'6" from the stop line sit up and bury the front tyre with a stonking handful of front brake as the rear waves in the air, clang it down three and roll the power in so as you drop off the vertical the rear starts to spin up and then control the rear with the throttle, knee subterranean as you squeal through the junction mocking the rules of physics on your way.

Quite the opposite of coasting I'd say.
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Old 09-03-11, 12:11 AM   #67
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Yeah, sommat like that... it's irritating when people ease off far too far from the r/bout and coast in on no throttle, instead of driving towards it and using the brakes. In a controlled manner of course It slows you down, you miss the gaps in the traffic on the r/bout, just causes me general and probably totally unjustified annoyance. 'Hurry up you b*stard, I ain't got all bl**dy day...'
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Yeah, sommat like that... it's irritating when people ease off far too far from the r/bout and coast in on no throttle, instead of driving towards it and using the brakes. In a controlled manner of course It slows you down, you miss the gaps in the traffic on the r/bout, just causes me general and probably totally unjustified annoyance. 'Hurry up you b*stard, I ain't got all bl**dy day...'
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1) Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
2) People who don't use apostrophes...
3) All men excluding me
4) everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
5) People who ruin the lists.
5.5) Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
6) People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
7) People who get shirty for no real reason lol
8 )Everyone with a dog.
9) Southerners
10) Northerners
11) Reeder
12) Larger Tops
13) Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
14) Grammar n Spelling pedants
15) people who cant use the fecking search function

16) haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
17) Chavscum.
18 ) specialone
19) Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
20) Women with big GUNTS! Gunt = the area between gut and cnut. Yuk.
21) People who can't use the search function[/QUOTE]
22) Reeder again, just in case we miss him the first time around
23) People who can't copy and paste properly ^
24) Chavs on motorcrossers
25) Bras, definetly.
26) OPs who don't know their music history !! Heavy metal is NOT a 60's thing; it is NOT a 'rocker' thing & it is certainly NOT associated with The Quo
27) Americans
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Old 09-03-11, 03:23 AM   #70
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Yeah, sommat like that... it's irritating when people ease off far too far from the r/bout and coast in on no throttle, instead of driving towards it and using the brakes. In a controlled manner of course It slows you down, you miss the gaps in the traffic on the r/bout, just causes me general and probably totally unjustified annoyance. 'Hurry up you b*stard, I ain't got all bl**dy day...'
Fuel's expensive, braking transfers kinetic energy into heat. Much better not to brake and go straight over the roundabout.
  1. Heavy metal kids - what is this ? the 60s ? are we the rockers ? is the orgs idea of a good time to all form a line and do the Quo "im a moron dance"?
  2. People who don't use apostrophes...
  3. All men excluding me
  4. everybody who doesn't want to be my slave for a day
  5. People who ruin the lists.
  6. Cars. oops i spoilt list earlier
  7. People who start threads for the sole purpose of encouraging other people to have a pop at each other
  8. People who get shirty for no real reason lol
  9. Everyone with a dog.
  10. Southerners
  11. Northerners
  12. Reeder
  13. Larger Tops
  14. Anyone who uses their own name in the title of a thread
  15. Grammar n Spelling pedants
  16. people who cant use the fecking search function
  17. haters of heavy metal. no place anywhere let alone a biking forum
  18. Chavscum.
  19. specialone
  20. Dave numbers, (C**t, I used to like you)
  21. Women with big GUNTS! Gunt = the area between gut and cnut. Yuk.
  22. People who can't use the search function[/QUOTE]
  23. Reeder again, just in case we miss him the first time around
  24. People who can't copy and paste properly ^
  25. Chavs on motorcrossers
  26. Bras, definetly.
  27. OPs who don't know their music history !! Heavy metal is NOT a 60's thing; it is NOT a 'rocker' thing & it is certainly NOT associated with The Quo
  28. Americans
  29. Anal people that use the ordered list function to tidy a list on a thread
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