what manly thing have you done today

Surfaced from 3 days in bed . 3 days from where I only emerged every half hour to drop a pint of water out of my bottom and whimper as I scraped my raw bunghole with medicated Izal paper . I then proceeded to the kitchen once achieving a vertical and shivery state and cooked Fajitas . It`s all I had in to eat , and drank about 4 pints of Tea .... I then went back to bed where I seem to have been having hallucinations of the type that could only be enjoyed by the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison on a night out with Hunter S Thomson . I have actually managed a Fart this evening , which didn`t involve clamping my buttocks together and mincing off to the Gary Glitter in a state of hallucinatory panic . Why does this always happen to me in October right after the local food festival ?

Lets see,

Made some tea in my pint sized mug
Re-built my brake calipers
Fitted them all up then realised I'm waiting on braided hoses to be dilvered.
cleaned and re-lubed chain
sanded and sprayed some rusted metal mountings
moved some spiders out of the bathroom
changed fridge light and filters
blasted some heavy ass music (not booty music)

ordered some more bits for the bike without walking for hours looking at different options before deciding I actually need everything...

Did a poo, Showered and shaved all within 20 minutes ish.

I think that just about does it for today. I love not being at work

[muzikill]

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Surfaced from 3 days in bed . 3 days from where I only emerged every half hour to drop a pint of water out of my bottom and whimper as I scraped my raw bunghole with medicated Izal paper . I then proceeded to the kitchen once achieving a vertical and shivery state and cooked Fajitas . It`s all I had in to eat , and drank about 4 pints of Tea .... I then went back to bed where I seem to have been having hallucinations of the type that could only be enjoyed by the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison on a night out with Hunter S Thomson . I have actually managed a Fart this evening , which didn`t involve clamping my buttocks together and mincing off to the Gary Glitter in a state of hallucinatory panic . Why does this always happen to me in October right after the local food festival ?

Gastroenteritis you lucky person. I had it 5 years ago and it took antibiotic injections and a month to clear, see a doctor youve got very serious food poisoning. Someones got dodgy meat or due to the demands of the punters they arent cooking stuff long enough. Think about which stalls you visit every year and consider not going back.

[Nobbylad]

Originally Posted by muzikill

Gastroenteritis you lucky person. I had it 5 years ago and it took antibiotic injections and a month to clear, see a doctor youve got very serious food poisoning. Someones got dodgy meat or due to the demands of the punters they arent cooking stuff long enough. Think about which stalls you visit every year and consider not going back.

I had something similar last year, went to the docs and they gave me antibiotics for a 'kidney infection'. 5 days later, I'd pood/spewed a stone in weight and when the on call doc came in the evening, he went ballistic that I'd been on antibiotics for days, as they were causing the stomach problems. Gave me some other tabs and said if I didn't improve within 4hrs I needed to go straight to hozzy.

Luckily, I recovered within 24/48hrs and that was 2 days before my hol. Not the best way to achieve holiday weight, but effective!

[Nobbylad]

Oh...and last night my youngest lad and I ventured into the shed with a torch, stripped the engine from the Honda Vision I got from Badger and then we disassembled it in the kitchen (well, as far as we could without an alternator puller).

Then I drank beer and watched the footy.

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Surfaced from 3 days in bed . 3 days from where I only emerged every half hour to drop a pint of water out of my bottom and whimper as I scraped my raw bunghole with medicated Izal paper . I then proceeded to the kitchen once achieving a vertical and shivery state and cooked Fajitas . It`s all I had in to eat , and drank about 4 pints of Tea .... I then went back to bed where I seem to have been having hallucinations of the type that could only be enjoyed by the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison on a night out with Hunter S Thomson . I have actually managed a Fart this evening , which didn`t involve clamping my buttocks together and mincing off to the Gary Glitter in a state of hallucinatory panic . Why does this always happen to me in October right after the local food festival ?

Poor Badger, whose slipped you a course of agent Picolax?





Well I did the most manly and satisfying thing in the world this morning.........I picked my nose and pulled out a stonking massive bogey, and rolled it into a big ball

[Nobbylad]

But did you eat it?

[dizzyblonde]

Nope.........it did fly away!!

[Nobbylad]

Yuk...picked and flicked!

[Balky001]

I left the toilet seat up