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17-01-13, 12:11 PM | #711 |
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I need my brain bleached!
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17-01-13, 11:11 PM | #712 |
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Went to the cafe in my local tesco today and ordered a burger. The girl asked me 'what do you want on it?' I said stick a fiver on it each way.
Boom tsh!
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18-01-13, 11:36 AM | #713 |
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Little Johnny strikes again!
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.
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18-01-13, 08:57 PM | #714 |
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Yoink!!!
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20-01-13, 06:55 PM | #715 |
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To eat or not to eat a Tesco Burger... That is the Equestrian
*Hopefully not been pipped to the post with that one.
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24-01-13, 10:42 AM | #716 |
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Seasonal Essex Blonde Story:
As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says............ “ Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter and I'm driving the bloody gritting lorry “
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24-01-13, 12:43 PM | #717 |
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Some bar steward has written RETARD in the snow on my windscreen.
Took me an hour to lick it off!!!
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24-01-13, 01:39 PM | #718 |
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lol, I like that.
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02-02-13, 07:20 AM | #719 |
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World News Headlines:
Obama now officially inaugurated into second term. The US continues to be an Obama nation.
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07-02-13, 12:18 PM | #720 |
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I tried to put "Penis" as my password, but the computer said it wasn't long enough.
Last edited by Luckypants; 07-02-13 at 12:22 PM. Reason: A descrip[tive word is not in the swear filter.... :-) |
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