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I thought the unnecessary incest was funnier

Q: What's got three wheels and drives along the bottom of the riverbed?A: A motorpike and sidecarp.

[Wideboy]

lol that was crude but very funny

[Bluepete]

Originally Posted by Jdubya

A bit of acrobatics anyone?

That is awesome make ur eyes water u would think something should snap

Herb and Sandy.......

Herb had decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.

However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing....

holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!"

"Yes, it is" he said....

8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long.

In the past, if 20 white guys were chasing a black man, it would be called Ku Klux Klan. Now, it is called Formula One.

Originally Posted by Jdubya

In the past, if 20 white guys were chasing a black man, it would be called Ku Klux Klan. Now, it is called Formula One.

Tee hee hee!

Two cannibals sat around a campfire, chomping away on a troop of Clowns.
One cannibal says to the other.
" Does this taste funny to you??"



And another,

Two snowmen stood side by side, one says to the other one,
" can you smell carrots?"

Originally Posted by Jdubya

In the past, if 20 white guys were chasing a black man, it would be called Ku Klux Klan. Now, it is called Formula One.

In the more recent past, if 20 white guys were chasing a black man, it would be called Ku Klux Klan. Now, it is called the PGA tour



...groan