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Trailer Trash....

You know you're Trailer Trash if you let your twelve year old daughter smoke....in front of her child!

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

In the more recent past, if 20 white guys were chasing a black man, it would be called Ku Klux Klan. Now, it is called the PGA tour



...groan

Also, you know the worlds changing when the best rapper in the world is a white guy, the best golfer in the world is a black guy and germany doesn't want to go to war!

You know you're trailer trash when...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

This is my first night at comedy club, so please go easy on me

*ahem*

There once was a dog from Pirbright
Who played on his piano all night
This shrewd way of play
Kept the burglars away
Cos his Bach was much worse than his bite

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One's white, plastic and a danger to your children, the other carries your groceries.

Originally Posted by Warthog

This is my first night at comedy club, so please go easy on me

*ahem*

There once was a dog from Pirbright
Who played on his piano all night
This shrewd way of play
Kept the burglars away
Cos his Bach was much worse than his bite

I can hear the masses now calling for there true comedy hero

Originally Posted by cuffy

I can hear the masses now calling for there true comedy hero

its ok cuffy,here i am

A chap who was out for a walk spotted the farmer stood in the middle of a pasture staring into space. "Are you O.K.?" he asked the farmer.

"Certainly " replied the farmer,"I'm just trying to win a Nobel Prize"

"How are you going to do that?" asked the walker

"Well" he replied,"I read the other day that to win the Nobel Prize you have to be out standing in your field"

Originally Posted by hovis

its ok cuffy,here i am

A chap who was out for a walk spotted the farmer stood in the middle of a pasture staring into space. "Are you O.K.?" he asked the farmer.

"Certainly " replied the farmer,"I'm just trying to win a Nobel Prize"

"How are you going to do that?" asked the walker

"Well" he replied,"I read the other day that to win the Nobel Prize you have to be out standing in your field"

Its ok Cuffy, you're safe. Its not the content, cos this is bad, its the way you tell em!!

[_Stretchie_]

Originally Posted by cuffy

I can hear the masses now calling for there true comedy hero

Funny you should say that mate, I was going to accuse Warthog of plagerism. That sounded like one of yours

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to
look at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
her *rse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen
somebody do it."