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15-02-13, 03:33 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
One for the Ecosse lot:
No food is safe from containing horsemeat ... it turns out that even HAGGIS has GG in it
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15-02-13, 11:13 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Guilty, Oscar Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on
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16-02-13, 01:31 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Shamelessly, from another forum:
One in ten kids conceived in the UK last year were conceived in an IKEA bed. That's a true fact. How it works is that their parents insert Flap A into Slot B, then screw until the nuts tighten!
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Its a bit of a cheat but its the best 10 minutes of Billy, a little bit of sentiment and V-Funny.
Half of the older members will have probably heard it already but...
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17-02-13, 07:55 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Oscar Pistorius' law team are lodging a special defense, allegedly at the time of the shooting it was so dark he couldnt see two feet in front of him
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17-02-13, 09:32 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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17-02-13, 09:47 PM
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Well, the crime scene inspection by his defense suggest he either didnt do it or had an accomplice, they found footprints at the scene...
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18-02-13, 03:11 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
But will it all stand up in court?
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19-02-13, 01:05 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Following reports the police found a bloodied cricket bat in his house it turns out they have also found a couple of stumps
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19-02-13, 08:52 PM
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...and in the End Days, the King of Rome will fall upon his sword, meteors will streak across the heavens and the Four Horses of the Apocalypse will appear in frozen Italian-style ready meals.
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