Fallout's New Model Britain!

Yet another cabinet reshuffle;

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Minister for Zombie Apocalypse - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Minister for Sex Education of Over 18's - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH
Transport Minister - Daddyjob
Minister for Administrative Affairs - Spank86
Minister for Cakes - Littlepeahead
Transport Secretary - Jammy
Minister for Education - Wideboy
Minister for the Uneducated - Widepants

[Fallout]

Gav has a point. Although you may be forming transport policy, we'll all be upholding it since we all hold dear the idea of maxing out our bikes along disused railway tracks. Really you can form a few policies about shooting horses and super charging children's tricycles and then crack on with Nuclear related shananigans.

I really think we need a Minister for Counter Zombie Apocalypse Strategy. Perhaps that should be my job, since being the Präsident only really requires me to insert cigars into secretaries and make a fool of myself in front of the media.

OK a final cabinet reshuffle;

Prime Minister/Minister for Zombie Apocalypse - Fallout.
Minister for Transport - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Minister for Sex Education of Over 18's - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH
Road Safety Minister - Daddyjob
Minister for Administrative Affairs - Spank86
Minister for Cakes - Littlepeahead
Minister for Roadside Recovery - Jammy
Minister for Education - Wideboy
Minister for the Uneducated - Widepants

[DJ123]

i'l take on the role of Minister of Music control too

Originally Posted by daddyjob

i'l take on the role of Minister of Music control too

As long as there is plenty of Credence Clearwater Revival its fine by me!

Transport Ministers 3rd policy amendment;

Not so much no speed limit, just get rid of 30 and below, 40 for built up areas, extremely loud exhausts for everyone to let the kiddies know to stay off the road, national speed limit set to 120 with a minimum speed of 90 on dual carriageways and motorways, punishable by death to all those Sunday drivers!
And bus lanes resurfaced and re-named racing lanes, and all forms of mass transit to be melted down and recycled into after market bits and bobs, train tracks to be removed and tarmacked for use by bikes only, all HGV's banned from minor roads!

The train track thing is aimed at those like me who relish the opportunity to max out your bike from time to time, most of you lot have seen me try and corners keep getting in the way!

One train and one track shall be kept (location to be confirmed) so any fat person wearing Lycra can be tied to the back and be made to run or be dragged behind it! If there is any doubt as to whether someone is fat, please see the Minister for Sustainability as he is the threshold from which to be judged, as and when we find a Minister for Sport I will consult them and amend my policy accordingly!

New amendment for cyclists, due to the Prime Ministers new Zombie Apocalypse duties, I thought I'd lend a hand;

All cyclists over 17 will be rounded up and brought to Guildford, where they will be sealed in the Spectrum for safe keeping, they will have facilities to keep fit and in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse will be used as bait to facilitate our escape!

I hope this meets with the Prime Ministers approval!

[Fallout]

I'm very torn with my ZA duties. On the one hand I want everyone to die so that we have a proper ZA for me to counter, but at the same time I realise my responsibilities are to protect the public.

What we really need is a list of people who are required, by law, to be bitten by zombies and thus become a member of the undead:

1. Everyone who is ugly. Unattractive is fine, but people you look at and go ""uughghhhhh!". There will be enough terror in the world as it is. You will be required to become infected.

2. Old people. I have nothing against the doddering old fools, but you're pretty much zombies anyway, so you might as well make it official.

3. All children under the age of 12, with the exception of minister's kids. Kids are obviously useless in a fight, and are also at the perfect height for a swinging axe to the face. Other exceptions are kids like the one in Mad Max 2 who can throw boomerangs into peoples' heads.

4. Anyone who can't speak fluent English. Immigrants are fine, but those that have neglected to learn English will be sent a letter with a map on it, which obviously they won't understand. The map will just have a bag of gold drawn on it, so hopefully this will encourage them to check it out. Of course, it will lead them straight to an infection camp where they will be introduced to the zombie hordes.

5. All celebrities, unless the party agrees by vote that they are off sufficient standing to be allowed to live. Sufficient standing generally referring to characteristics like comedy skills, intellect and breast size. Let's keep this groups small please.

6. Anyone who I decide I don't like.

I think using this approach we should ensure we have a good ZA with lots of zeds to kill, while ensuring the survival of genetically superior human beings. *straight arm style salute*

I'm suggesting we keep the watercress line

[widepants]

Can we please draft a law that states all uneducated chavs are moved to the isle of white . Gun turrets can be placed along the coast and we can use the escapies as target practice for when the zombies are not doing as they are told . Isle of white residents have got enough money to buy themselves somewhere else to live , say Peckam or birmingham

No no no no.

If it all falls apart during the apocalypse were going to need all the islands we can get.


Obviously I'm gonna be on the isle of Mann but well need wight for the farmers.