Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentances and pass it on

Originally Posted by grh1904

Stingopants noticed that it was an itsy witsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.

Stingopants also observed it was the same bikini Bear was parading around in the night previous...

By now, the fire was out, and the crowd moved onto the problem of how to abandom earth while the nukes destroy Dr Evil...

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

Stingopants also observed it was the same bikini Bear was parading around in the night previous...

By now, the fire was out, and the crowd moved onto the problem of how to abandom earth while the nukes destroy Dr Evil...

Stingopants shook himself loose of his sudden reverie of thought. "By Darn I have it!" He exclaimed to the world, He could have ejaculated the words from his mouth, but this is hardly Swiss Family Robinson (Check your original copies if you don't believe me!).

"what?" came the reply from the assembled masses, "What have you got?"

Stingopants, turned to the girl in the bikini, a glint in his eye, a wart on his...

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Stuff....................

Stingopants, turned to the girl in the bikini, a glint in his eye, a wart on his...

Hog.
(Come on you didn't think I was gonna put anything else now did ya???????????????).


Absolutley aghast that Stingopants had a wart on his hog, the team from TV's ALL THE GEAR NO IDEA TURNED UP to whisk our unlikely hero off to LA for one of their bike/people make overs.

However the style guru (who no one had ever heard of before) decide that before they left, the first thing he was going to change was Stingopants name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and from henceforth he was now known as.............................



































plain old "PANTS".

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by grh1904

Hog.
(Come on you didn't think I was gonna put anything else now did ya???????????????).


Absolutley aghast that Stingopants had a wart on his hog, the team from TV's ALL THE GEAR NO IDEA TURNED UP to whisk our unlikely hero off to LA for one of their bike/people make overs.

However the style guru (who no one had ever heard of before) decide that before they left, the first thing he was going to change was Stingopants name,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and from henceforth he was now known as.............................

plain old "PANTS".

dawn turned to pants and said "Hmmm...you're attractive but you'd look much better on my hips" and then proceeded to...

Originally Posted by Stingo

dawn turned to pants and said "Hmmm...you're attractive but you'd look much better on my hips" and then proceeded to...

paint her nails, in the nude, whilst humming the theme tune to 'Challenge Anneka'. Pants meanwhile, decided it was time for action, so he....

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by cartwrim

paint her nails, in the nude, whilst humming the theme tune to 'Challenge Anneka'. Pants meanwhile, decided it was time for action, so he....

Made a cup of tea and tried to drink the hot liquid a little too quickly, causing him to scald his tongue. Poor Pants, said the girl in the Bikini, as she massaged his manly....

...friend Bear. "That's not really helping" said Pants. "Maybe if you could...

Originally Posted by Bear

...friend Bear. "That's not really helping" said Pants. "Maybe if you could...

take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...

Originally Posted by gid

take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...

...a nice, peaceful, custard-free environment?

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by gid

take these pliers and nuture him ,the whole campsite could sleep in ...

that old barn over there.

The Barn was a dark and creepy place, filled with the unholy screams of...