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oooh this might be more suitable for the thread lol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQyuv...eature=related
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Now from the human perspective, you've found a spider, but it's run away. You've trapped in a corner, and swinging a brush at it to squash it. Ouch that f&$k?r just bit me!! Where the hell did it go.... [quote] Hmm yeah, but I wasn't thinking I'd want to go after it ![]() ![]() |
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An enormous spider jumped on my head this morning (no joke, it was big enough that I felt it land) then after I knocked it off into my lap shrugged off two mightly blows with my mobile phone, before running away at about a hundred miles an hour, knocking over a chair as it went. I'm sure I heard it laughing. Now it's obvious what it was up to, it was trying to get in my ear to lay its eggs.
Incidentally, I reckon far more people would go to the docs about ear problems if we stopped calling the treatment "syringing"... Makes it sound scary.
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If a ground dwelling spider is dropped from waist height on to the floor, chances are it'll die due to internal bleeding. Well, more specifically, the acid that is uses to digest it's food comes out & digests it's own organs. Nice. |
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i think i may be a bit too big to fit in your ear so you have nothing to worry about from me
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When you get the problem sorted, don't use the same earplugs - that would only re-infect.
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Good. I was trying to kill it with the phone but it barely even noticed.
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