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Old 20-02-11, 12:04 PM   #71
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Let me tell you a tale almost rhymy
About a downpipe most shiny
For many a year
Despite hitting a deer
From briny corrosion it remained totally clear
Now fast forward a year,
A small sprog appears
And now to her polishing schedule she cannot adhere!

nowt to do with a sprog
This weather is only fit for a frog
Cannae open the garden shed
Because of this rain we so dread
So take your little ryhme......

....and stick it where the sun don't shine
along with your downpipe of slimy grime
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Old 20-02-11, 01:36 PM   #72
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He is ok for a tyke
black nasty holds together his bike
and his burds a bit of alright.
this is a young engineering geek
do you know of who I speak?
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Old 20-02-11, 06:35 PM   #73
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There is a young man called Daniel,
who often reads his Haynes manual.
For him, he has 4, maybe some more,
to fix a Land Rover or three....
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Old 20-02-11, 07:24 PM   #74
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Let me tell you a bit about this man
He's actually a raving nutter called Dan
Looking like a gentleman in his bowler
when going on his lunch break stroll... er...
but don't be fooled, he'll often get nude
close your eyes or you'll vom your food!


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Old 20-02-11, 07:35 PM   #75
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I'll give you a clue, this girl wears blue.
She's loud and proud
a Scot and hot
off into the yonder, she rides on her Honda.

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Old 20-02-11, 07:39 PM   #76
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I'll give you a clue, this girl wears blue.
She's loud and proud
a Scot and hot
off into the yonder, she rides on her Honda.

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LOL! Loud and Proud! haha!
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